The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 10 / The Opinionator
THE COLLECTED WORKS OF AMBROSE BIERCE
VOLUME X
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VOLUME X
THE OPINIONATOR
NEW YORK & WASHINGTON THE NEALE PUBLISHING COMPANY 1911
FREDERICK POLLEY
Copyright, 1911, by The Neale Publishing Company
THOSE who read no books but new ones have this much to say for themselves in mitigation of censure: they do not read all the new ones. They can not; with the utmost diligence and devotion—never weary in ill doing—they can not hope to get through one in a hundred. This, I should suppose, must make them unhappy. They probably feel as a small boy of limited capacity would in a country with all the springs running treacle and all the trees loaded with preserved fruits.
The annual output of books in this country alone is something terrible—not fewer, I am told, than from seven thousand to nine thousand. This should be enough to gratify the patriot who “points with pride” to the fact that Americans are a reading people, but does not point with anything to the quality of what they read. There are apparently more novels than anything else, and these have incomparably the largest sales. The “best seller” is always a novel and a bad one.
Ambrose Bierce
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CONTENTS
THE OPINIONATOR
THE NOVEL
ON LITERARY CRITICISM
STAGE ILLUSION
THE MATTER OF MANNER
ON READING NEW BOOKS
ALPHABÊTES AND BORDER RUFFIANS
TO TRAIN A WRITER
AS TO CARTOONING
THE S. P. W.
PORTRAITS OF ELDERLY AUTHORS
WIT AND HUMOR
WORD CHANGES AND SLANG
THE RAVAGES OF SHAKSPEARITIS
ENGLAND’S LAUREATE
HALL CAINE ON HALL CAINING
VISIONS OF THE NIGHT
THE REVIEWER
EDWIN MARKHAM’S POEMS
“THE KREUTZER SONATA”
EMMA FRANCES DAWSON
MARIE BASHKIRTSEFF
A POET AND HIS POEM
THE CONTROVERSIALIST
AN INSURRECTION OF THE PEASANTRY
MONTAGUES AND CAPULETS
A DEAD LION
THE SHORT STORY
WHO ARE GREAT?
POETRY AND VERSE
THOUGHT AND FEELING
THE TIMOROUS REPORTER
THE PASSING OF SATIRE
SOME DISADVANTAGES OF GENIUS
OUR SACROSANCT ORTHOGRAPHY
THE AUTHOR AS AN OPPORTUNITY
ON POSTHUMOUS RENOWN
THE CRIME OF INATTENTION
FETISHISM
OUR AUDIBLE SISTERS
THE NEW PENOLOGY
THE NATURE OF WAR
HOW TO GROW GREAT
A WAR IN THE ORIENT
A JUST DECISION
THE LION’S DEN
THE MARCH HARE
A FLOURISHING INDUSTRY
THE RURAL PRESS
“TO ELEVATE THE STAGE”
PECTOLITE
LA BOULANGÈRE
ADVICE TO OLD MEN
A DUBIOUS VINDICATION
THE JAMAICAN MONGOOSE