Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.

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The coalman’s season may be the winter, and the summer the iceman’s harvest, so that it’s possible the milkman finds his greatest profit in the spring.
What is the difference between a grocer who uses false weights and a highwayman?
The tradesman lies in weight, while the highwayman lies in wait.
I saw Romeo and Juliet in a restaurant last night. Juliet ordered some soft-shelled crabs and Romeo ordered a cup of tea. Now, the question arises, does Rome-o for what Juli-et?