The Three Clerks
CONTENTS
There is the proper mood and the just environment for the reading as well as for the writing of works of fiction, and there can be no better place for the enjoying of a novel by Anthony Trollope than under a tree in Kensington Gardens of a summer day. Under a tree in the avenue that reaches down from the Round Pond to the Long Water. There, perhaps more than anywhere else, lingers the early Victorian atmosphere. As we sit beneath our tree, we see in the distance the dun, red-brick walls of Kensington Palace, where one night Princess Victoria was awakened to hear that she was Queen; there in quaint, hideously ugly Victorian rooms are to be seen Victorian dolls and other playthings; the whole environment is early Victorian. Here to the mind's eye how easy it is to conjure up ghosts of men in baggy trousers and long flowing whiskers, of prim women in crinolines, in hats with long trailing feathers and with ridiculous little parasols, or with Grecian-bends and chignons—church-parading to and fro beneath the trees or by the water's edge—perchance, even the fascinating Lady Crinoline and the elegant Mr. Macassar Jones, whose history has been written by Clerk Charley in the pages we are introducing to the 'gentle reader'. As a poetaster of an earlier date has written:—
Where Kensington high o'er the neighbouring lands 'Midst green and sweets, a royal fabric, stands, And sees each spring, luxuriant in her bowers, A snow of blossoms, and a wild of flowers, The dames of Britain oft in crowds repair To gravel walks, and unpolluted air. Here, while the town in damps and darkness lies, They breathe in sunshine, and see azure skies; Each walk, with robes of various dyes bespread, Seems from afar a moving tulip bed, Where rich brocades and glossy damasks glow, And chintz, the rival of the showery bow.
Indeed, the historian of social manners, when dealing with the Victorian period, will perforce have recourse to the early volumes of Punch and to the novels of Thackeray, Dickens, and Trollope.
Anthony Trollope
THE THREE CLERKS
With an Introduction by W. Teignmouth Shore
ANTHONY TROLLOPE
INTRODUCTION
W. TEIGNMOUTH SHORE.
CHAPTER I. — THE WEIGHTS AND MEASURES
CHAPTER II. — THE INTERNAL NAVIGATION
CHAPTER III. — THE WOODWARDS
CHAPTER IV. — CAPTAIN CUTTWATER
CHAPTER V. — BUSHEY PARK
CHAPTER VI. — SIR GREGORY HARDLINES
CHAPTER VII. — MR. FIDUS NEVERBEND
CHAPTER VIII. — THE HON. UNDECIMUS SCOTT
CHAPTER IX. — MR. MANYLODES
CHAPTER X. — WHEAL MARY JANE
CHAPTER XI. — THE THREE KINGS
CHAPTER XII. — CONSOLATION
'H. N.
CHAPTER XIII. — A COMMUNICATION OF IMPORTANCE
CHAPTER XIV. — VERY SAD
CHAPTER XV. — NORMAN RETURNS TO TOWN
CHAPTER XVI. — THE FIRST WEDDING
CHAPTER XVII. — THE HONOURABLE MRS. VAL AND MISS GOLIGHTLY
CHAPTER XVIII. — A DAY WITH ONE OF THE NAVVIES.—MORNING
'MY DEAR SIR,
'VERAX CORKSCREW.
CHAPTER XIX. — A DAY WITH ONE OF THE NAVVIES.—AFTERNOON
CHAPTER XX. — A DAY WITH ONE OF THE NAVVIES.—EVENING
CHAPTER XXI. — HAMPTON COURT BRIDGE
CHAPTER XXII. — CRINOLINE AND MACASSAR; OR, MY AUNT'S WILL
"CRINOLINE AND MACASSAR."
"CRINOLINE AND MACASSAR."
CHAPTER XXIII. — SURBITON COLLOQUIES
CHAPTER XXIV. — MR. M'BUFFER ACCEPTS THE CHILTERN HUNDREDS
'I?'
CHAPTER XXV. — CHISWICK GARDENS
CHAPTER XXVI. — KATIE'S FIRST BALL
CHAPTER XXVII. — EXCELSIOR
CHAPTER XXIX. — EASY IS THE SLOPE OF HELL
'U.S.
CHAPTER XXX. — MRS. WOODWARD'S REQUEST
CHAPTER XXXI. — HOW APOLLO SAVED THE NAVVY
CHAPTER XXXII. — THE PARLIAMENTARY COMMITTEE
CHAPTER XXXIII. — TO STAND, OR NOT TO STAND
CHAPTER XXXIV. — WESTMINSTER HALL
CHAPTER XXXV. — MRS. VAL'S NEW CARRIAGE
CHAPTER XXXVI. — TICKLISH STOCK
'MY DEAR TUDOR,
'U. S.'
CHAPTER XXXVII. — TRIBULATION
CHAPTER XXXVIII. — ALARIC TUDOR TAKES A WALK
CHAPTER XXXIX. — THE LAST BREAKFAST
CHAPTER XL
MR. CHAFFANBRASS
CHAPTER XLI. — THE OLD BAILEY
CHAPTER XLII. — A PARTING INTERVIEW
CHAPTER XLIII. — MILLBANK
CHAPTER XLIV. — THE CRIMINAL POPULATION IS DISPOSED OF
CHAPTER XLV. — THE FATE OF THE NAVVIES
CHAPTER XLVI. — MR. NOGO'S LAST QUESTION
CHAPTER XLVII. — CONCLUSION