Bill Nye's Sparks
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Edgar Wilson Nye was whole-souled, big-hearted and genial. Those who knew him lost sight of the humorist in the wholesome friend.
He was born August 25, 1850, in Shirley, Piscataquis County, Maine. Poverty of resources drove the family to St. Croix Valley, Wisconsin, where they hoped to be able to live under conditions less severe. After receiving a meager schooling, he entered a lawyer's office where most of his work consisted in sweeping the office and running errands. In his idle moments the lawyer's library was at his service. Of this crude and desultory reading he afterward wrote:
I could read the same passage today that I did yesterday and it would seem as fresh at the second reading as it did at the first. On the following day I could read it again and it would seem as new and mysterious as it did on the preceding day.
At the age of twenty-five, he was teaching a district school in Polk County, Wisconsin, at thirty dollars a month. In 1877 he was justice of the peace in Laramie. Of that experience he wrote:
It was really pathetic to see the poor little miserable booth where I sat and waited with numb fingers for business. But I did not see the pathos which clung to every cobweb and darkened the rattling casement. Possibly I did not know enough. I forgot to say the office was not a salaried one, but solely dependent upon fees. So while I was called Judge Nye and frequently mentioned in the papers with consideration, I was out of coal half the time, and once could not mail my letters for three weeks because I did not have the necessary postage.
He wrote some letters to the Cheyenne Sun and soon made such a reputation for himself that he was able to obtain a position on the Laramie Sentinel . Of this experience he wrote:
The salary was small, but the latitude was great, and I was permitted to write anything that I thought would please the people, whether it was news or not. By and by I had won every heart by my patient poverty and my delightful parsimony with regards to facts. With a hectic imagination and an order on a restaurant which advertised in the paper I scarcely cared through the livelong day whether school kept or not.
Bill Nye
BILL NYE'S SPARKS
1896
BIOGRAPHICAL
BILL NYE'S SPARKS
REQUESTING A REMITTANCE
[Personal.]
A PATENT ORATORICAL STEAM ORGANETTE FOR RAILWAY STUMPING
VERITAS
THE DRUG BUSINESS IN KANSAS
THE PERILS OF IDENTIFICATION
A FATHER'S LETTER
THE AZTEC AT HOME
IN THE SOUTH
IN THE PARK
LIBERTY ENLIGHTENING THE WORLD.
HE SEES THE CAPITAL
HE SEES THE NAVY
MORE ABOUT WASHINGTON
A GREAT BENEFACTOR
THE COUPON LETTER OF INTRODUCTION
HOW TO TEACH JOURNALISM
THE GREAT WESTERN CLAIRVOYANT,
HIS GARDEN
WRITTEN TO THE BOY
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS
THE FARMER AND THE TARIFF.
A CONVENTIONAL SPEECH
A PLEA FOR ONE IN ADVERSITY
THE RHUBARB-PIE
A COUNTRY FIRE
FRESH PAINT!
ALONZO BURLINGAME,
BIG STEVE
SPEECH OF RED SHIRT, THE FIGHTING CHIEF OF THE SIOUX NATION
TO THE POOR SHINNECOCK
WEBSTER AND HIS GREAT BOOK