Stories from the Trenches: Humorous and Lively Doings of Our 'Boys Over There'
STORIES FROM THE TRENCHES
Humorous and Lively Doings of Our Boys “Over There” Gathered From Authentic Sources BY CARLETON B. CASE SHREWESBURY PUBLISHING CO. CHICAGO
Copyright, 1918, by Shrewesbury Publishing Co.
STORIES FROM THE TRENCHES
ONE of the strangest of the many personal romances which the war has brought is the tale of a man who, dismissed from the British Army by court martial, redeemed himself through service with that most heterogeneous of organizations, the French Foreign Legion. His name was John F. Elkington, and he had held an honored post for more than thirty years. Then, just as his regiment, in the closing months of 1914, was going into the fighting on the Western front, he was cashiered for an unrevealed error and deprived of the opportunity to serve his country.
Heavy with disgrace, he disappeared, and for a long time no one knew what had become of him. Some even went so far as to surmise that he had committed suicide, until finally he turned up as an enlisted soldier in the Foreign Legion. In their ranks he went into the conflict to redeem himself. Today, says the New York Herald , he is back in England. He will never fight again, for he has practically lost the use of his knees from wounds. But he is perhaps the happiest man in England, and the account tells why, explaining:
Pinned on his breast are two of the coveted honors of France—the Military Medal and the Military Cross—but most valued possession of all is a bit of paper which obliterates the errors of the past—a proclamation from the official London Gazette announcing that the King has “graciously approved the reinstatement of John Ford Elkington in the rank of lieutenant-colonel, with his previous seniority, in consequence of his gallant conduct while serving in the ranks of the Foreign Legion of the French Army.”
Not only has Colonel Elkington been restored to the Army, but he has been reappointed in his old regiment, the Royal Warwickshires, in which his father served before him.
Carleton B. Case
STORIES FROM THE TRENCHES
TABLE OF CONTENTS
THE MAN WHO “CAME BACK”
FOUR TO THE GOOD
FRANCO-YANKO ROMANCES
CUTE, WASN’T SHE?
EVERY ONE TO HIS TASTE
TRENCH SUPERSTITIONS
IN THE TRAIL OF THE HUN
SOME STUNT—TRY IT
WHEN THE HUN QUIT SMOKING
WHEN “ACE” LUFBERY BAGGED NO. 13
HORSE AND HORSE
WHY TOMMY JOINED THE CHURCH
LIFE AT THE FRONT
THE “FIDDLER’S TRUCE” AT ARRAS
HARRY LAUDER DOES HIS BIT
CAUSE FOR GRIEVANCE
DOUBLY ANNOYING
KING GEORGE UNDER FIRE
THE FEMALE STANDARD OF SIZE
STORY OF OUR FIRST SHOT
HE KNEW WHAT TO DO
THAT WAS THE HYMN NUMBER
STORIES FROM THE FRONT
FUNNY THEY HADN’T MET
NO END TO THE GAME
UNCLE SAM, DETECTIVE
DRIVING IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM
NOW THEY DON’T SPEAK
DIDN’T RAISE HIS BOY TO BE A “SLACKER”
CONSOLING INFORMATION
HE WAS ALL RIGHT
THE 100-POUND TERROR OF THE AIR
THE WATCH-DOGS OF THE TRENCHES
ALL IN THE SAME COUNTRY
GENERAL BELL REDEEMS HIS PROMISE
NO GREAT LOSS
LETTERS FROM THE FRONT
HELPING HIS WIFE OUT
MEET TOMMY, D. C. MEDAL MAN
GERMAN FALCON KILLED IN AIR-DUEL
HE TAUGHT THE “TANK” TO PROWL AND SLAY
NOT A SELF-STARTER
TRY IT ON YOUR WIFE
HE WAS GOING AWAY FROM THERE
TAKING MOVING PICTURES UNDER SHELL-FIRE
COSTS MORE NOW
WEIGHTY MEASURES INVOLVING UNCLE SAM’S NAVY
NEVER TALK BACK
GOING HOME
ENLISTED MEN TELL WHY THEY JOINED THE ARMY
THE NATIONAL GAME
TOMMY ATKINS, RAIN-SOAKED AND WAR-WORN STILL GRINS
SOMETHING NEW FOR THE MARINES
JUDGING BY HIS LETTERS
BLESS THESE AMATEURS
NEW GROUNDS FOR EXEMPTION
SOUSA’S LITTLE JOKE
RAPID MILITARY ADVANCEMENT