The Further Adventures of Mr. Verdant Green, an Oxford Under-Graduate / Being a Continuation of "The Adventures of Mr. Verdant Green, an Oxford Freshman"
FRONTISPIECE.
CUTHBERT BEDE, INVT. KT. DELT. E. EVANS, SC
MR. VERDANT GREEN
FURNISHES THE SUBJECT FOR A STRIKING FRONTISPIECE.
A COLLEGE JOKE TO CURE THE DUMPS. SWIFT.
he intelligent reader—which epithet I take to be a synonym for every one who has perused the first part of the Adventures of Mr. Verdant Green,—will remember the statement, that the hero of the narrative had gained so much experience during his Freshman's term, that, when the pleasures of the Long Vacation were at an end, and he had returned to Brazenface with his firm and fast friend Charles Larkyns, he felt himself entitled to assume a patronising air to the Freshmen, who then entered, and even sought to impose upon their credulity in ways which his own personal experience suggested. And the intelligent reader will further call to mind the fact that the first part of these memoirs concluded with the words— it was clear that Mr. Verdant Green had made his farewell bow as an Oxford Freshman.
But, although Mr. Verdant Green had of necessity ceased to be a Freshman as soon as he had entered upon his second term of residence,—the name being given to students in their first term only,—yet this necessity, which, as we all know, non habet leges , will occasionally prove its rule by an exception; and if Mr. Verdant Green was no longer a Freshman in name, he still continued to be one by nature. And the intelligent reader will perceive when he comes to study these veracious memoirs, that, although their hero will no longer display those peculiarly virulent symptoms of freshness, which drew towards him so much friendly sympathy during the earlier part of his University career, yet that he will still, by his innocent simplicity and credulity, occasionally evidence the truth of the Horatian maxim,—
which, when Smart -ly translated, means, A cask will long preserve the flavour, with which, when new, it was once impregnated; and which, when rendered in the Saxon vulgate, signifieth, What is bred in the bone will come out in the flesh.
Cuthbert Bede
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THE FURTHER ADVENTURES
OF
MR. VERDANT GREEN
THE FURTHER ADVENTURES
OF
BEING A CONTINUATION OF "THE ADVENTURES OF MR. VERDANT GREEN, AN OXFORD FRESHMAN."
CONTENTS.
PART II.
MR. VERDANT GREEN RECOMMENCES HIS EXISTENCE AS AN OXFORD UNDERGRADUATE.
MR. VERDANT GREEN DOES AS HE HAS BEEN DONE BY.
MR. VERDANT GREEN ENDEAVOURS TO KEEP HIS SPIRITS UP BY POURING SPIRITS DOWN.
MR. VERDANT GREEN DISCOVERS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TOWN AND GOWN.
MR. VERDANT GREEN IS FAVOURED WITH MR. BOUNCER'S OPINIONS REGARDING AN UNDERGRADUATE'S EPISTOLARY COMMUNICATIONS TO HIS MATERNAL RELATIVE.
MR. VERDANT GREEN FEATHERS HIS OARS WITH SKILL AND DEXTERITY.
MR. VERDANT GREEN PARTAKES OF A DOVE-TART AND A SPREAD-EAGLE.
MR. VERDANT GREEN SPENDS A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
MR. VERDANT GREEN MAKES HIS FIRST APPEARANCE ON ANY BOARDS.
MR. VERDANT GREEN ENJOYS A REAL CIGAR.
MR. VERDANT GREEN GETS THROUGH HIS SMALLS.
MR. VERDANT GREEN AND HIS FRIENDS ENJOY THE COMMEMORATION.
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