A Maid of the Kentucky Hills
When a man of thirty who has been sound and well since boyhood suddenly realizes there is something radically wrong with him, it amounts almost to a tragedy.
It was mid-March when I became convinced that I was wrong. Near the close of winter I had developed a hacking cough with occasional chest pains, but with masculine mulishness had refused to recognize any untoward symptoms. I was not a sissy, to let a common cold frighten me and send me trembling to the doctor. I began to lose flesh and grow pale, whereas I had been of fine frame, and decidedly athletic. Then I discovered a fleck of crimson on my handkerchief one day after a hard coughing spell. I got up from my desk with unsteady knees and a chilly feeling down my spine, and went to 'Crombie. He was generally known as Abercrombie Dane, M. D., but we grew up hand in hand, as it were, and so—I went to 'Crombie. He was a fine, big animal; head of a Hercules and strength of a jack and sense like Solon. A rare man.
I told him my tale shamefacedly, for I realized now I had acted a fool, and that maybe my day of grace had passed. He knew I was scared, for he was sensitive, in spite of his bulk and seeming brusqueness. There was pity in his eyes before I finished, and I had to grapple with myself to keep the moisture out of mine, his sympathy was so real.
Then I silently gave him the handkerchief, with the telltale stain.
He looked at it absently, and rubbed it gently with the tip of one big finger.
My son, he said—it was an affectionate form of address which he nearly always employed— you are starting a colony.
His deep voice was very steady.
A what ? I demanded.
Bugs, he replied, laconically, and looked me squarely in the eyes.
Bugs! I cried, feeling the cold hand of Fear at my heart.
He shut his lips tightly, and nodded three or four times.
For a few moments I was literally and positively paralyzed. I felt as if he had pronounced sentence of death. 'Crombie had dropped his eyes, and his broad, strong face was serious.
Edwin Carlile Litsey
A MAID OF THE KENTUCKY HILLS
CONTENTS
A MAID OF THE KENTUCKY HILLS
IN WHICH I GO TO 'CROMBIE
IN WHICH I GO TO 'CROMBIE AGAIN
IN WHICH I FIND A LODGE IN THE WILDERNESS
IN WHICH I MEET A DRYAD
IN WHICH I SAY WHAT I PLEASE
IN WHICH I MEET A SATYR
IN WHICH THE SATYR AND I SIT CHEEK BY JOWL
IN WHICH I PITCH MY TENT TOWARD HEBRON FOR THE SPACE OF AN AFTERNOON
IN WHICH I SIT UPON A HILLTOP AND REFLECT TO NO ADVANTAGE
IN WHICH I SPEND A PLEASANT HOUR AND HEAR SOME NEWS
IN WHICH OTHER CHARACTERS COME INTO OUR STORY
IN WHICH I ATTEND AN ORATORIO
IN WHICH I SUFFER FOUR SHOCKS, THREE OF THE EARTH AND ONE FROM THE SKY, AND FIND ANOTHER MAID A-FISHING
IN WHICH YET A FIFTH SHOCK ARRIVES, AND ROUNDS OUT THE DAY
IN WHICH THE HISTORIAN UNBLUSHINGLY SHOWS HIMSELF TO BE A HUMAN
IN WHICH MUCH ADDED LIGHT IS SHED UPON MISS BERYL DRANE, BUT ONLY A GLIMMER UPON MY PROBLEM
IN WHICH I ENTERTAIN SERIOUSLY A CHIVALROUS NOTION TO MY GREAT DETRIMENT
IN WHICH I DESCEND INTO HELL
IN WHICH THE SATYR AND THE NARRATOR BECOME VERY DRUNK AND THE LATTER IS LIFTED TO EARTH AGAIN
IN WHICH I VIEW AN EMPTY WORLD, ACT A HYPOCRITE, AND HEAR A CONFESSION OF LOVE
IN WHICH, STRANGE TO SAY, TIME PASSES. ALSO I RECEIVE THREE WARNINGS, AND WITNESS AN UNPARALLELED EPISODE IN THE SMITHY
IN WHICH I SPAR WITH DEATH
IN WHICH, THOUGH THE WORLD IS STILL A VOID, THERE IS THE SHINING OF A GREAT LIGHT
IN WHICH I VANQUISH A DEMONIAC, AND ENTER INTO GLORY
THE END