The Twins, and How They Entertained the New Minister: A Farce

The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Twins, by Elizabeth F. (Elizabeth Frances) Guptill
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The Twins and How They Entertained the New Minister
Characters Bobby and Betty, the twins. Rev. J. Jones, the minister.
Scene A reception room. Enter Betty and the minister.
Betty. (With a grown-up air.) There! Sit right down, and I’ll see if Mamma’s in. No, not that one, that’s only for show. The leg’s broken, and it aint got fixed yet. Take the Morris chair. That’s the one sister’s beaux always sit in. There, now you’re all comfy. I’ll tell Mamma you’re here, if she’s in.
Rev. J. Jones. Tell her that I am making pastoral calls. I am—