The Romance of a Plain Man
As the storm broke and a shower of hail rattled like a handful of pebbles against our little window, I choked back a sob and edged my small green-painted stool a trifle nearer the hearth. On the opposite side of the wire fender, my father kicked off his wet boots, stretched his feet, in grey yarn stockings, out on the rag carpet in front of the fire, and reached for his pipe which he had laid, still smoking, on the floor under his chair.
It's as true as the Bible, Benjy, he said, that on the day you were born yo' brother President traded off my huntin' breeches for a yaller pup.
My knuckles went to my eyes, while the smart of my mother's slap faded from the cheek I had turned to the fire.
What's become o' th' p-p-up-p? I demanded, as I stared up at him with my mouth held half open in readiness to break out again.
Dead, responded my father solemnly, and I wept aloud.
It was an October evening in my childhood, and so vivid has my later memory of it become that I can still see the sheets of water that rolled from the lead pipe on our roof, and can still hear the splash! splash! with which they fell into the gutter below. For three days the clouds had hung in a grey curtain over the city, and at dawn a high wind, blowing up from the river, had driven the dead leaves from the churchyard like flocks of startled swallows into our little street. Since morning I had watched them across my mother's prize red geranium upon our window-sill—now whipped into deep swirls and eddies over the sunken brick pavement, now rising in sighing swarms against the closed doors of the houses, now soaring aloft until they flew almost as high as the living swallows in the belfry of old Saint John's. Then as the dusk fell, and the street lamps glimmered like blurred stars through the rain, I drew back into our little sitting-room, which glowed bright as an ember against the fierce weather outside.
Half an hour earlier my father had come up from the marble yard, where he spent his days cutting lambs and doves and elaborate ivy wreaths in stone, and the smell from his great rubber coat, which hung drying before the kitchen stove, floated with the aroma of coffee through the half-open door. When I closed an eye and peeped through the crack, I could see my mother's tall shadow, shifting, not flitting, on the whitewashed wall of the kitchen, as she passed back and forth from the stove to the wooden cradle in which my little sister Jessy lay asleep, with the head of her rag doll in her mouth.
Ellen Anderson Gholson Glasgow
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THE ROMANCE OF A PLAIN MAN
AUTHOR OF "THE DELIVERANCE," "THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE," ETC.
CONTENTS
THE ROMANCE OF A PLAIN MAN
IN WHICH I APPEAR WITH FEW PRETENSIONS
THE ENCHANTED GARDEN
A PAIR OF RED SHOES
IN WHICH I PLAY IN THE ENCHANTED GARDEN
IN WHICH I START IN LIFE
CONCERNING CARROTS
IN WHICH I MOUNT THE FIRST RUNG OF THE LADDER
IN WHICH MY EDUCATION BEGINS
I LEARN A LITTLE LATIN AND A GREAT DEAL OF LIFE
IN WHICH I GROW UP
IN WHICH I ENTER SOCIETY AND GET A FALL
I WALK INTO THE COUNTRY AND MEET WITH AN ADVENTURE
IN WHICH I RUN AGAINST TRADITIONS
IN WHICH I TEST MY STRENGTH
A MEETING IN THE ENCHANTED GARDEN
IN WHICH SALLY SPEAKS HER MIND
IN WHICH MY FORTUNES RISE
THE PRINCIPLES OF MISS MATOACA
SHOWS THE TRIUMPH OF LOVE
IN WHICH SOCIETY RECEIVES US
I AM THE WONDER OF THE HOUR
THE MAN AND THE CLASS
IN WHICH I WALK ON THIN ICE
IN WHICH I GO DOWN
WE FACE THE FACTS AND EACH OTHER
THE RED FLAG AT THE GATE
WE CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND US
IN WHICH SALLY STOOPS
IN WHICH WE RECEIVE VISITORS
IN WHICH SALLY PLANS
THE DEEPEST SHADOW
I COME TO THE SURFACE
THE GROWING DISTANCE
THE BLOW THAT CLEARS
THE ULTIMATE CHOICE
The Choir Invisible
The Reign of Law. A Tale of the Kentucky Hempfields
The Mettle of the Pasture
Summer in Arcady. A Tale of Nature
Mr. Isaacs (India)
Greifenstein (The Black Forest)
Zoroaster (Persia)
The Witch of Prague (Bohemia)
Paul Patoff (Constantinople)
Marietta (Venice)
Sant' Ilario. A Sequel to "Saracinesca"
Don Orsino. A Sequel to "Sant' Ilario"
Taquisara
Corleone
The White Sister
Marzio's Crucifix
Heart of Rome. A Tale of the Lost Water
Cecilia. A Story of Modern Rome
Whosoever Shall Offend
Pietro Ghisleri
To Leeward
In the Palace of the King (Spain)
With the Immortals
Children of the King (Calabria)
Arethusa (Constantinople)
A Tale of a Lonely Parish
Dr. Claudius. A True Story
An American Politician. The scenes are laid in Boston
The Three Fates
Marion Darche