Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agent
Eliph' Hewlitt, book agent, seated in his weather-beaten top buggy, drove his horse, Irontail, carefully along the rough Iowa hill road that leads from Jefferson to Clarence. The Horse, a rusty gray, tottered in a loose-jointed manner from side to side of the road, half asleep in the sun, and was indolent in every muscle of his body, except his tail, which thrashed violently at the flies. Eliph' Hewlitt drove with his hands held high, almost on a level with his sandy whiskers, for he was well acquainted with Irontail.
The road seemed to pass through a region of large farms, offering few opportunities for selling books, the houses being so far apart, but Eliph' knew the small settlement of Clarence was a few miles farther on, and he was carrying enlightenment to the benighted. He glowed with missionary zeal. In his eagerness he thoughtlessly slapped the reins on the back of Irontail.
Instantly the plump, gray tail of the horse flashed over the rein and clamped it fast. Eliph' Hewlitt leaned over the dashboard of his buggy and grasped the hair of the tail firmly. He pulled it upward with all his strength, but the tail did not yield. Instead, Irontail kicked vigorously. Eliph' Hewlitt, knowing his horse as well as he knew human nature, climbed out of the buggy, and taking the rein close by the bit led Irontail to the side of the road. Then he took from beneath the buggy seat a bulky, oil-cloth-wrapped parcel and seated himself near the horse's head. There was no safety for a timid driver when Irontail had thus assumed command of the rein. There was no way to get a rein from beneath that tail but to ignore it. In an hour or so Irontail would grow forgetful, carelessly begin flapping flies, and release the rein himself.
Eliph' Hewlitt unwrapped the oilcloth from the object it enfolded. It was a book. It was Jarby's 'Encyclopedia of Knowledge and Compendium of Literature, Science, Art, Comprising Useful Information on One Thousand and One Subjects, Including A History of the World, the Lives of all Famous Men, Quotations From the World's Great Authors, One Thousand and One Recipes, Et Cetera'. One Volume, five dollars bound in cloth; seven fifty in morocco. Eliph' Hewlitt passed his hand affectionately over the gilt-stamped cover, and then opened it at random and read.
Ellis Parker Butler
KILO
Being the Love Story of Eliph' Hewlitt Book Agent
Contents
KILO
CHAPTER I. Eliph' Hewlitt
CHAPTER II. Susan
CHAPTER III. “How to Win the Affections”
CHAPTER IV. Kilo
CHAPTER V. Sammy Mills
CHAPTER VI. The Castaway
CHAPTER VII. The Colonel
CHAPTER VIII. The Medium-Sized Box
CHAPTER IX. The Witness
CHAPTER X. The Boss Grafter
CHAPTER XI. The False Gods of Doc Weaver
CHAPTER XII. Getting Acquainted
CHAPTER XIII. “Second: A Small Present”
CHAPTER XIV. Something Turns Up
CHAPTER XV. Difficulties
CHAPTER XVI. Two Lovers, and a Third
CHAPTER XVII. According to Jarby's
CHAPTER XVIII. Another Trial
CHAPTER XIX. Pap Briggs' Hen Food