Many happy returns of the day!

Transcriber’s Notes
1. New original cover art included with this eBook is granted to the public domain.
2. Typographical errors and hyphenation inconsistencies were silently corrected.
MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY!
ELLIS PARKER BUTLER
Author of “How it Feels to be Fifty,”
“Goat-Feathers,” “Ghosts what Ain’t,” etc.
BOSTON AND NEW YORK
HOUGHTON MIFFLIN COMPANY
The Riverside Press, Cambridge.
COPYRIGHT, 1924, BY THE CROWELL PUBLISHING COMPANY
COPYRIGHT, 1925, BY ELLIS PARKER BUTLER