Nonsense for old and young
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Eugene Field.
Nonsense FOR Old and Young By EUGENE FIELD
Illustrated by JOHN C. FROHN
BOSTON Henry A. Dickerman & Son PUBLISHERS MCMI
Copyright 1901, by Henry A. Dickerman & Son.
“A little nonsense now and then, Is relished by the best of men.” Oliver ❦Wendell Holmes.
In compiling this volume we have endeavored to add pictorially to the amusement in these funny conceits from Field’s versatile brain.
The majority of the sketches herein, appeared in the Denver Tribune , under the title of The Tribune Primer , with various sub-titles, beginning Monday, Oct. 10, 1881, and ending Monday, Dec. 19, of the same year. The entire number of these quips was about 162, of which 94 were first published in book form as The Tribune Primer , in 1881. The balance, with the exception of five which are so local in their application that they have now lost some of their fine sarcastic humor, we here present for the first time with illustrations.
In their original form the sketches were designated by Roman Numerals instead of titles and were made up of short sentences, with a liberal display of capital letters after the style of first lessons in reading for children.
The Publishers.
Eugene Field
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A Foreword.
One Autumn Night.
A Portrait of a Lady.
Would You?
Good James and Naughty Reginald.
His Busy Day.
The Joyful Whirligig.
A Fairy Tale.
An Epitaph.
The Hustler Hustling.
The Maid of Orleans.
Fancy vs. Fact.
Society as Reported.
A Musical Genius.
The Nervy Drummer.
Lunar Lore.
The Senator.
A Colonial Accident.
A Natural Mistake.
Luminous Law.
“Oft in the Stilly Night.”
A Sad, Sad Story.
Fashion Notes.
The Chivalrous Editor.
Easy Mathematics.
A Mean Man.
The Office Towel.
Scandal on Foot.
The Old T. D.
The Awful Bugaboo.
The National Debt.
Johnny’s Alphabet.
Tale I—Prolog.
Tale II—Succulent Soup.
Tale III—Tempting Turkey.
Tale IV—Various Vegetables.
Tale V—Venerable Venison.
Tale VI—Peptonic Pudding.
Tale VII—Painful Pie.
Tale VIII—Fretful Fruit.
Tale IX—Innocent Ice Cream.
Tale X—Nutritious Nuts.
Tale XI—Wierd and Woful.
Tale XII—Enter the Diligent Doctor.
Tale XIII—Exit the Beautiful Boy.
Tale XIV—Epilog.
Beautiful Hortense.
A Toilet Episode.
A Terrible Monster.
Poor Pussy.
A Fish Story.
Beware.
The Vigilant Cop.
Something Doing.
Poor Little Bennie.
Our Motor Press.
Freedom Defined.
A Political Object Lesson.
Honesty on the Run.
The Truth About the Cherry Tree.
An Ode to a Cat.
Look Out! Boogies!
Hot Air vs. Cold Water.
The Worried Magnate.
His Day of Rest.
The Foxy Compositor.
Other Field Books.
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