The Talking Horse, and Other Tales
These stories originally appeared in 'Macmillan's,' 'Longman's,' 'Atalanta,' 'The Cornhill,' 'The Graphic,' 'Aunt Judy's,' 'The Reflector,' and Unwin's 'Christmas Annual,' respectively.
F. A.
It was on the way to Sandown Park that I met him first, on that horribly wet July afternoon when Bendigo won the Eclipse Stakes. He sat opposite to me in the train going down, and my attention was first attracted to him by the marked contrast between his appearance and his attire: he had not thought fit to adopt the regulation costume for such occasions, and I think I never saw a man who had made himself more aggressively horsey. The mark of the beast was sprinkled over his linen: he wore snaffle sleeve-links, a hard hunting-hat, a Newmarket coat, and extremely tight trousers. And with all this, he fell as far short of the genuine sportsman as any stage super who ever wore his spurs upside down in a hunting-chorus. His expression was mild and inoffensive, and his watery pale eyes and receding chin gave one the idea that he was hardly to be trusted astride anything more spirited than a gold-headed cane. And yet, somehow, he aroused compassion rather than any sense of the ludicrous: he had that look of shrinking self-effacement which comes of a recent humiliation, and, in spite of all extravagances, he was obviously a gentleman; while something in his manner indicated that his natural tendency would, once at all events, have been to avoid any kind of extremes.
He puzzled and interested me so much that I did my best to enter into conversation with him, only to be baffled by the jerky embarrassment with which he met all advances, and when we got out at Esher, curiosity led me to keep him still in view.
Evidently he had not come with any intention of making money. He avoided the grand stand, with the bookmakers huddling in couples, like hoarse lovebirds; he kept away from the members' inclosure, where the Guards' band was endeavouring to defy the elements which emptied their vials into the brazen instruments; he drifted listlessly about the course till the clearing-bell rang, and it seemed as if he was searching for some one whom he only wished to discover in order to avoid.
F. Anstey
THE TALKING HORSE
AND OTHER TALES
F. ANSTEY
SECOND EDITION
PREFACE
CONTENTS
A STORY FOR CHILDREN
A TALE FOR CHILDREN
BEING THE PERSONAL STATEMENT OF BEDELL GRUNCHER, M.A.
A COMEDY-STORY FOR GIRLS AND BOYS
WHERE IS THE ENEMY?
WHERE IS THE ARMY?
WHERE IS THE GENERAL?
A STORY FOR SMALL BOYS
(FROM THE NOTES OF A DINER-OUT)
INTRODUCTION
WORKS BY F. ANSTEY.
THE TALKING HORSE;
AND OTHER TALES.
THE GIANT'S ROBE.
THE PARIAH.
VICE VERSÂ;
OR, A LESSON TO FATHERS.
A FALLEN IDOL.
NOVELS BY THE AUTHOR OF 'MEHALAH.'
MEHALAH:
A STORY OF THE SALT MARSHES.
JOHN HERRING:
A WEST OF ENGLAND ROMANCE.
COURT ROYAL.
THE GAVEROCKS.
RICHARD CABLE,
THE LIGHTSHIPMAN.
The 'MOLLY BAWN' SERIES of POPULAR NOVELS
PHYLLIS: a Novel.
MOLLY BAWN.
'AIRY FAIRY LILIAN.'
MRS. GEOFFREY.
ROSSMOYNE.
DORIS.
GREEN PLEASURE AND GREY GRIEF.
PORTIA.
BEAUTY'S DAUGHTERS.
FAITH AND UNFAITH.
LADY BRANKSMERE.
LOŸS, LORD BERRESFORD, and other Tales.
UNDER-CURRENTS.
NOVELS BY GEORGE GISSING.
DEMOS:
A STORY OF SOCIALIST LIFE IN ENGLAND.
A LIFE'S MORNING.
THE NETHER WORLD.
THYRZA.
NEW GRUB STREET.
ILLUSTRATED EDITIONS
POPULAR WORKS.
ILLUSTRATED EDITION
LIFE AND WORKS
CHARLOTTE BRONTË
EMILY AND ANNE BRONTË
POPULAR NOVELS.
W. M. THACKERAY'S WORKS.
POEMS BY ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING.
LIFE AND WORKS OF CHARLOTTE BRONTË
MRS. GASKELL'S WORKS.