The Life and Adventures of Maj. Roger Sherman Potter

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1858.
IF the reader will but pay attention to what I have written in this great work, it will be found that I have taken an unwarrantable liberty with his good taste; that is to say, I have so far deviated from that stereotyped rule-so strictly observed by all our great authors-as to make my hero, who is what is curiously enough called a Yankee Character, speak tolerably good English, instead of vulgar slang. In truth, so closely do our great writers adhere to this rule of depicting the eccentric American as a lean, scraggy individual, dressed most outlandishly, making splinters of the king's English, while drawling it with offensive nasal sounds, and violating the rules of common politeness in whatever he does, that when he goes abroad the foreigner is surprised to find him a tolerably well polished gentleman, and indeed not unfrequently inquires what part of our country those lean persons he has seen described in the books of American authors reside in.
Let this preface then suffice, for if any one of my many readers think he can write a better—and I doubt not he can-let him set about it, and not stop until he get it exactly to his fancy. But before he say one word against aught that is herein written, let him bear in mind that I am the author of not less than a stack of great histories, which have already so multiplied my literary fame, that the mere announcement of another book by me sends that only great and generous critic, the public at large, into a perfect fever of anxiety.
New York, Nov., 1857.
1.—A Chapter Wherein those Having a Taste for Nonsense may find It
2.—Containing Sundry Matters of Deep Interest
3.—A Pleasant Meeting with a Renowned Major
4.—Major Roger Sherman Potter Recounts his Exploits in War and Politics
5.—In which Politicians and Other Vagabonds may find Something to Their Advantage
6.—Major Roger Potter's First Adventure in New York