Hepsey Burke
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“YOU HAVEN’T SEEN ANYTHING THAT LOOKED LIKE A PARSON, HAVE YOU? YOU CAN GENERALLY SPOT ’EM EVERY TIME”
HEPSEY BURKE
FRANK N. WESTCOTT
ILLUSTRATED BY FREDERICK R. GRUGER
New York THE H. K. FLY COMPANY Publishers
Copyright, 1915, by THE H. K. FLY COMPANY. Copyright, 1915, by THE RED BOOK CORPORATION. Copyright, 1914, by THE RED BOOK CORPORATION.
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The noisy, loose-jointed train pulled out of the station, leaving behind it a solitary young man, enveloped in smoke and cinders. In the middle of the platform stood a little building with a curb roof, pointed at both ends like a Noah’s Ark; and the visitor felt that if he could only manage to lift up one side of the roof he would find the animals “two by two,” together with the cylindrical Noah and the rest of his family. There was no one in sight but the station-master, who called out from the ticket office: 12
“Did you want to go to the village? The ’bus won’t be down till the next train: but maybe you can ride up on the ice wagon.”
“Thanks,” the stranger replied. “I think I’ll wait for the ’bus, if it’s not too long.”
Frank N. Westcott
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CONTENTS.
ILLUSTRATIONS.
CHAPTER I
HEPSEY BURKE
CHAPTER II
GOSSIP
CHAPTER III
THE SENIOR WARDEN
CHAPTER IV
MILKING
CHAPTER V
THE MINIATURE
CHAPTER VI
THE MISSIONARY TEA
CHAPTER VII
HEPSEY GOES A-FISHING
CHAPTER VIII
AN ICEBOX FOR CHERUBIM
CHAPTER IX
THE RECTORY
CHAPTER X
THE BRIDE’S ARRIVAL
CHAPTER XI
VIRGINIA’S HIGH HORSE
CHAPTER XII
HOUSE CLEANING AND BACHELORHOOD
CHAPTER XIII
THE CIRCUS
CHAPTER XIV
ON THE SIDE PORCH
CHAPTER XV
NICKEY’S SOCIAL AMBITIONS
CHAPTER XVI
PRACTICAL TEMPERANCE REFORM
CHAPTER XVII
NOTICE TO QUIT
CHAPTER XVIII
THE NEW RECTORY
CHAPTER XIX
COULEUR de ROSE
CHAPTER XX
MUSCULAR CHRISTIANITY
CHAPTER XXI
UNINVITED GUESTS
CHAPTER XXII
HEPSEY’S DIPLOMACY
CHAPTER XXIII
HEPSEY CALLS A MEETING
CHAPTER XXIV
OMNIUM GATHERUM