The Nurserymatograph
THE NURSERYMATOGRAPH
BY A LAWYER WITH INTERLUDICROUSNESS BY A PARSON AND SILLYSTRATIONS BY A SERJEANT-MAJOR London: JOHN LANE, THE BODLEY HEAD New York: JOHN LANE COMPANY. mcmxxi.
PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BY R. CLAY AND SONS, LTD., BRUNSWICK STREET, STAMFORD STREET, S.E. 1, AND BUNGAY, SUFFOLK.
DON’T USE TALLOW CANDLES in your machine. Pharaoh’s lean kine ate the fat kine. SPARKES’ OXETYLENE KINE- matic Lantern.
SACK THE LOT! But you must have them on the carpet first. And you have no carpet. So BUY a KINE-MAT YOUR MONEY RETURNED if we are not SATISFIED WITH IT.
By the same Author
FILM-FACE. The story of a Kinematograph Actress. 1893.
G. A. T. Allan
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HOW A KINEMATOGRAPH PICTURE IS PRODUCED
INTRODUCTORY ESSAY
THE CHILDREN’S HOUR
HUMPTY DUMPTY
SIMPLE SIMON
SEE-SAW, MARGERY DAW
DING DONG BELL
CURLY-LOCKS
DOCTOR FOSTER
THE MAN IN THE MOON
THE FIREPROOF CURTAIN
TOM, TOM, THE PIPER’S SON
OLD KING COLE
TAFFY WAS A WELSHMAN
SPECIMENS OF KINEMATIC PEDAGOGY
LANGUAGES
WELMANISM
I Nearly Missed It
Renaissance
The Home of Efficiency
A New World
Amongst my Fellows
“THOU SHALT DO NO MURDER”
MORE KINEMATIC PEDAGOGY
Geology
Political Economy
Science
Book-Keeping
Archæology
Numismatics
Alcoholism
Philately
VERGER WHITE, DETECTIVE
THRILLING ADVENTURES ROUND THE NORTH POLE
KINEMATIC MATHEMATICS
Arithmetic
Music
Algebra
Building
Geometry
THE POOR YE HAVE ALWAYS
DEATHBREATH THE CROOK
WHAT A DRINK IS WORTH
RINGING THE CHANGES
IN THE WOOLLY WEST
THREE PROBLEM PLAYS
I.—SHOULD SHE HAVE WORN THEM?
II.—SHOULD THEY HAVE GONE?
III.—WAS THE PRICE TOO HIGH?
I.—WITH THE RED CROSS IN HARI-KARI.
II.—WITH THE KNUTS IN BRAZIL.
III.—WITH THE W.A.A.C.’S IN THE WEST
IV.—WITH THE Y.M.C.A. IN MESOPOTAMIA.
V.—WITH THE CHINESE IN CHINGFORD.
VI.—WITH THE WRENS AT PECKHAM.
VII.—WITH THE SCENTINELS AT OPOPONAX.
VIII.—WITH THE DERBYITES IN THE DARDANELLES.
TALES OF TRAVELLERS
OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.
PUBLISHERS’ ANNOUNCEMENTS.
THE MELTICOOKER
