The College Freshman's Don't Book / in the interests of freshmen at large, especially those whose remaining at large uninstructed & unguided appears a worry and a menace to college & university society these remarks and hints are set forth by G. F. E. (A. B.) a sympathizer

HELPFUL DONTS
IN THE INTERESTS OF FRESHMEN AT LARGE ESPECIALLY THOSE WHOSE REMAINING AT LARGE UNINSTRUCTED & UNGUIDED APPEARS A WORRY AND A MENACE TO COLLEGE & UNIVERSITY SOCIETY THESE REMARKS AND HINTS ARE SET FORTH BY G. F. E. (A. B.) A SYMPATHIZER
THE ILLUSTRATIONS BY CHARLES FRANK INGERSON THE DECORATIONS & INITIALS BY RAYMOND CARTER PAUL ELDER AND COMPANY PUBLISHERS ::: SAN FRANCISCO
TO H. H. C. TOGETHER WE WERE SMALL FROGS IN THAT GREAT ACADEMIC PUDDLE THE OLDEST IN OUR LAND AND IN MEMORY OF THE POLLIWOG STAGE I DEDICATE TO YOU THIS PLUNGE
Copyright, 1910 by Paul Elder and Company San Francisco

THE COLLEGE TOWN
ON'T imagine that you own the College Town from the moment you strike it. Remember, there are prior claims, and you're not the first squatter.
ITS WEATHER
Don't expect the College Town to furnish you with good weather; because it won't. The weather is generally the only thing about a College Town not yet educated. Of course, if you happen to have come from Lapland or Patagonia, and do not know what good weather is, the weather here may suit you. The oldest inhabitants in a College Town live to be very old; this is to be accounted for by the fact that they are kept alive by their curiosity to see what kind of weather is going to develop next.
THE COLLEGE SIGHTS