Atchoo! Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian

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Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian BY GEORGE NIBLO
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Copyright, 1903 By STREET & SMITH
Atchoo!

Fellow citizens!—I beg pardon, I mean ladies and gentlemen! You see I've just come from a political meeting, and that sort of thing gets on your nerves. I went to hear my friend Isaacstein talk. His subject was Why should the Jew have to work?
They did a lot of whitewashing at that meeting. I suppose it's all right. Of course you can't make a new fence with a pail of whitewash, but you can cover up the mothholes.