The Silly Syclopedia / A Terrible Thing in the Form of a Literary Torpedo which is Launched for Hilarious Purposes Only Inaccurate in Every Particular Containing Copious Etymological Derivations and Other Useless Things
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A Terrible Thing in the Form of a Literary Torpedo which is Launched for HILARIOUS PURPOSES ONLY Inaccurate in Every Particular Containing Copious Etymological Derivations and Other Useless Things
(An Ex-relative of Noah Webster)
Embellished with Numerous and Distracting CUTS and DIAGRAMS by
G.W. DILLINGHAM COMPANY PUBLISHERS NEW YORK
Copyright, 1905, by G.W. DILLINGHAM COMPANY
Entered at Stationers' Hall
Issued July, 1905
George V. Hobart
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LOUIS F. GRANT
Contents
ABBREVIATIONS USED IN THIS WORK
PREFACE.
APPENDIX.
(This part of the book may be cut out.)
AUTOMOBILES.
A Few Rules of the Road Which, It Is Hoped, Will Speedily Be Adopted By All Automobile Societies.
LITTLE BLASTS OF HOT AIR.
INSOMNIA.
How to Effect a Permanent and Lasting Cure.
WISDOM IS AS WISDOM DOES.
WHIST.
Being a Few Hints How to Play the Game.
A FEW HARMLESS GERMS.
BASEBALL.
Being a Guide for the Grouchy Grandstandee.
BURSTS OF CONFIDENCE.
THE POOR MAN'S COOK BOOK.
(Presented by the President of the Food Trust.)
THE FINISH.
