Tar Heel Tales
Nine Little Tar Heels.
Tar Heel Tales
By H. E. C. Bryant “ Red Buck ”
Stone & Barringer Co. Charlotte, N. C. 1910
Copyright, 1909, By STONE & BARRINGER CO.
TO JOSEPH PEARSON CALDWELL
most of these stories you have seen, some you have praised, while others, newly writ, you have not been able to see on account of your unfortunate illness, but, to you, the Prince of Tar Heels, I dedicate all, in loving remembrance of fifteen years of intimate acquaintance, faithful friendship, and most delightful companionship.
These tales, concerning all sorts and conditions of people, were written by H. E. C. Bryant, better known as Red Buck. As staff correspondent of The Charlotte Observer, Mr. Bryant visited every corner of North Carolina, and in his travels over the state wrote many stories of human interest, depicting life and character as he found it. His first impulse to publish his stories in book form resulted from an appreciation of his work by the lamented Harry Myrover, a very scholarly writer of Fayetteville, who said:
“I have been struck frequently at how the predominant mental characteristic sticks out in Mr. Bryant. His sense of humor is as keen as a razor. He sees a farce while other men are looking at a funeral, and this exquisite sense of humor is liable to break out at any time—even in church. One may read after him seriously, as he reports the proceedings of a big event but toward the last the whole thing is likely to burst out in an irrepressible guffaw, at some very quaint, funny reflection or criticism, or an inadversion. All this shows out, too, from the personal side of the man, making him delightful in talk, and altogether one of the most entertaining fellows one will meet in many a day’s journey.
“I really think there is more individuality about his writings, than about those of any other writer of the state. Every page sparkles and bubbles with the humor of the man, and it is a clean, wholesome humor, there being nothing in it to wound, but everything to cheer and please.”
H. E. C. Bryant
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PREFACE
CONTENTS
ILLUSTRATIONS
TAR HEEL TALES
UNCLE BEN’S LAST FOX RACE
FORTY ACRES AND A MULE
THE SPANIEL AND THE COPS
A HOUND OF THE OLD STOCK
MINERVA—THE OWL
UNCLE DERRICK IN WASHINGTON
AND THE SIGNS FAILED NOT
THE IRISHMAN’S GAME COCK
STRANGE VISION OF ARABELLA
A NEGRO AND HIS FRIEND
FAITHFUL UNTO DEATH
“RED BUCK”: WHERE I CAME BY IT
UNTIL DEATH DO US PART
UNCLE GEORGE AND THE ENGLISHMAN
SHE DIDN’T LIKE MY YELLOW SHOES
AFRAID OF THE FROWZY BLONDE
JAN PIER—THE SHOESHINE
WILLIAM AND APPENDICITIS