Pine Tree Ballads: Rhymed Stories of Unplaned Human Natur' up in Maine
TO THE HONORABLE JOHN ANDREW PETERS, LL.D. FORMER CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME JUDICIAL COURT OF MAINE I DEDICATE THIS VOLUME IN MEMORY OF MANY YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP AND IN SINCERE APPRECIATION OF THE JURIST AND WIT WHO HAS IN ALL DIGNITY EVER TURNED A SMILING FACE TOWARD HIS MAINE THAT HAS SMILED LOVINGLY BACK AT HIM
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|T HESE are plain tales of picturesque character-phases in Maine Yankeedom from the Allegash to the ocean. These are the men whose hands are blistered by plow-handle and ax, or whose calloused palms are gouged by the trawls. Their heads are as hard as the stones piled around their acres. Their wit is as keen as the bush-scythes with which they trim their rough pastures. But their hearts are as soft as the feather beds in their spare-rooms.
The frontispiece to this volume is from a photograph of “Uncle Solon” Chase, the widely known sage of Chase’s Mills in Andros-coggin county.
In Greenback days he won national fame as “Them Steers” and his quaint sayings have traveled from the Atlantic to the Pacific. There is no man in Maine who better typifies the homespun humor, honesty, and intelligence of Yankeedom. The picture opposite page 126 is from a photograph of the late Ezra Stephens of Oxford county, famed years ago as “the P. T. Barnum of Maine.” He originated the dancing turkey, the wonderful bird that appears in the story of “Ozy B. Orr.”
In another picture is shown “Jemimy” at her old loom and beside her are the swifts and the spinning wheel. The pictures illustrating “Elkanah B. Atkinson” (a poem commemorating a real episode in the life of Barney McGonldrick of Cherry field Tavern) and “John W. Jones” are character studies that will appeal to those who are acquainted with Maine rural life.
The thanks of the author and of the publish-ers are due to The Saturday Evening Post of Philadelphia, The Youth’s Companion, Ainslee’s Magazine, and Everybody’s Magazine, for permission to include in this volume verses which originally appeared in their columns, copyrighted by them.
Holman Day
PINE TREE BALLADS
Rhymed Stories of Unplaned Human Natur’ Up in Maine
1902
FOREWORD
PINE TREE BALLADS
OUR HOME FOLKS
FEEDIN’ THE STOCK
JOHN W. JONES
DEED OF THE OLD HOME PLACE
OUR HOME FOLKS
THANKSGIVIN’ JIM
“OLD POSH”
THE SUN-BROWNED DADS OF MAINE
“HEAVENLY CROWN” RICH
OLD “FIGGER-FOUR”
PHEBE AND ICHABOD
WHEN OUR HERO COMES TO MAINE
UNCLE TASCUS AND THE DEED
SONGS OF THE SEA AND SHORE
TALE OF A SHAG-EYED SHARK
THE GREAT JEEHOOKIBUS WHALE
“AS BESEEMETH MEN”
THE NIGHT OF THE WHITE REVIEW
THE BALLAD OF ORASMUS NUTE
THE DORYMAN’S SONG
WE FELLERS DIGGIN’ CLAMS
DAN’L AND DUNK
THE AWFUL WAH-HOOH-WOW
SKIPPER JASON ELLISON
BALLADS OF DRIVE AND CAMP
THE RAPO-GENUS CHRISTMAS BALL
BALLADS OF DRIVE AND CAMP
WHEN THE ALLEGASH DRIVE GOES THROUGH
THE KNIGHT OF THE SPIKE-SOLE BOOTS
’BOARD FOR THE ALLEGASH”
THE WANGAN CAMP
PLUG TOBACCO AT SOURDNAHUNK
O’CONNOR FROM THE DRIVE
JUST HUMAN NATURE
BALLAD OF OZY B. ORR
THE BALLAD OF “OLD SCRATCH”
WHEN ’LISH PLAYED OX
OLD “TEN PER CENT”
DIDN’T BUST HIS FORK
MEAN SAM GREEN
DICKERER JIM
BALLAD OF BENJAMIN BRANN
THE HEIRS
A. B. APPLETON, “PIRUT”
NEXT TO THE HEART
WITH LOVE—FROM MOTHER
THE QUAKER WEDDING
THE MADAWASKA WOOING
THE SONG OF THE MAN WHO DRIVES
THE OLD PEWTER PITCHER
OUR GOOD PREVARICATORS
OUR LIARS HERE IN MAINE
THE BALLAD OF DOC PLUFF
THE BALLAD OF HUNNEMAN TWO
ORADUDOLPH MOODY, REPRESENTATIVE-ELECT
TRIBUTE TO MR. ATKINS’S BASS VOICE
JIM’S TRANSLATION
ELIPHALET JONES—INVENTOR
THE PANTS JEMIMY MADE
BALLADS OF “CAPERS AND ACTIONS”
BALLAD OF ELKANAH B. ATKINSON
BALLAD OF OBADI FRYE
AT THE OLD FOLKS’ WHANG
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
DRIVIN’ THE STAGE
“DOC”
ANOTHER “TEA REBELLION”
“LIKE AN OLD COW’S TAIL”
PASSING IT ALONG
A SETTIN’ HEN
BALLAD OF DEACON PEASLEE
THE WORST TEACHER
THE TUCKVILLE GRAND BALL
THE ONE-RING SHOW
THE SWITCH FOR HIRAM BROWN
THE JUMPER
ISHMAEL’S BREED