Where Your Treasure Is: Being the Personal Narrative of Ross Sidney, Diver
CONTENTS
SPEAKING of money—and it’s a mighty popular topic—the investment of the first twenty-five cents I ever earned, all at a crack, ought to have directed my feet, my thoughts, and my future along the straight and narrow way. Ten minutes after I had galloped gleefully home with that quarter-dollar from Judge Kingsley’s hay-field, my good mother led me down to Old Maid Branscombe’s little book-store and obliged me to buy a catechism.
I earned that money by hauling a drag-rake for a whole day around behind a hay-cart, barefoot and kicking against the vicious stubbles of the shaven field. I honestly felt that I did not deserve the extra penance of the catechism. However, that first day’s work gave me my earliest respect for money—earned money. And I also remember that Judge Kingsley, when he paid me, sniffed and said I hadn’t done enough to earn twenty-five cents.
I hated to walk up to him and ask for my pay, because Celene Kingsley was within hearing; she had come down to the field to fetch him home in her pony-chaise. That’s right! You’ve guessed it! I’ll waste no words. It was only another of the old familiar cases. Barefooted, folks poor, keeping my face toward her, as a sunflower fronts the sun (though the sunflower has other reasons than hiding patches), I was in the shamed, secret, hopeless, heartaching agonies of a fifteen-year-old passion. Of course, I don’t mean that I had loved her for all that time—I’m giving my age and hers.
Yes, I hated to walk up. And the judge gave me the quarter only because he did not have any smaller change.
And really, for the times, it was considerable of a coin for a single juvenile job.
The services of youngsters in those days in Levant were paid for on a narrower scale—ten cents for lawns and a nickel for shoveling snow, and so on. And tin-peddlers were mighty stingy in their dickerings for old rubbers and junk. To get rags one had to steal ’em—our folks made rugs and guarded old remnants carefully.
Holman Day
WHERE YOUR TREASURE IS
Being the Personal Narrative of Ross Sidney, Diver
1917
WHERE YOUR TREASURE IS
I—BEING THE STRUGGLE OF AN AMATEUR AUTHOR TO GET A FAIR START
II—ENDING WITH A MEETING ON PURGATORY HILL
III—ON ACCOUNT OF A GIRL
IV—THE TRAINING OF THE QUEEN OF “SHEBY”
V—SHOOING AWAY A SCAPEGOAT
VI—HAVING TO DO WITH JODREY VOSE’s MAKING OP A DIVER
VII—THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A PLUG-HAT|
VIII—“TAKING IT OUT” ON A SUIT OF CLOTHES
IX—A GRISLY GAME OF BOWLS
X—THE ART OF PUTTING ON A FRONT
XI—THE FAILURE OF AN UNCLE-TAMER
XII—STARTING SOMETHING IN LEVANT
XIII—THE MAN WHO TALKED IN THE DARK
XIV—THE KICK-BACKS IN THIS SAMARITAN BUSINESS
XV—A TIP FROM MR. DAWLIN
XVI—GRABBING A HUSBAND AND FATHER
XVII—MONEY HAS LEGS
XVIII—THE ECCENTRICITIES OF ROYAL CITY
XIX—THE JOB Of AN ALTRUIST
XX—ACROSS CALLAS
XXI—THE SKIRMISH-LINE
XXII—MONEY ON THE GALLOP
XXIII—THE CLEAN-UP
XXIV—HOW SWEET IS THE HOME-COMING, EH?
XXV—GRATITUDE!
XXVI—CAPTAIN HOLSTROM ET AL.
XXVII—MR. BEASON HORNS IN
XXVIII—SORTING THE CHECKER-BOARD CREW
XXIX—THE TELLTALE RIBS
XXX—THE LOCKS OF THE SAND
XXXI—A TASTE OF BLOOD
XXXII—PER MISTER MONKEY
XXXIII—THE HEART OF THE MILLIONS
XXXIV—AMONG THIEVES
XXXV—SUBMARINE PICKPOCKETS
XXXVI—THE TERROR FROM THE NORTH
XXXVII—THE FRUIT OF THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE