Splashing Into Society

BY IRIS BARRY
NEW YORK E. P. DUTTON & COMPANY 681 Fifth Avenue
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Such were the stranes that smote the air as Mr. Harold Withersquash drew near to the humbel home of his Selia. She was just a low born girl but none could beat her at playing the piano.
Mr. Withersquash mutered: “She will do,” and wrapt the door with a clatter.
Now Selia’s ma had shortly done her days wash, being Tuesday, and she came and opened the door in a forbidable stile, not being in the best of moods.
“Ah, good-morning, good-morning,” lisped Mr. Withersquash in rather a sloppy mode for to make no mystery she had cut the land from his feet by her plane ways.
“Selia!” the good woman borled, “Come on out and never mind your hair-curlers, it’s only young Withersquash again.” She knew no better than to be so plane, not having edducation.
“Dezist moddam,” cried Mr. Withersquash, “and list. My unckle Burt is dead!”
“Him dead, well I never!” the chaste ample matron replied with a kindly twist at her handsom broch of platted hares, “What ever next!”
“Your unckle dead?” she asked.