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CONTENTS

ILLUSTRATIONS

FOREWORD

“CHARGE IT”

I

IN WHICH HARRY SWIFTLY PASSES FROM ONE STAGE OF HIS CAREER TO ANOTHER

II

WHICH BEGINS THE STORY OF THE BISHOP’S HEAD

III

WHICH IS THE STORY OF THE PIMPLED QUEEN AND THE BLACK SPOT

IV

IN WHICH SOCRATES ENCOUNTERS “NEW THOUGHT” AND PSYCHOLOGICAL HAIR

V

IN WHICH SOCRATES DISCUSSES THE OVER-PRODUCTION OF TALK

VI

IN WHICH BETSEY COMMITS AN INDISCRETION

VII

IN WHICH SOCRATES ATTACKS THE WORST DOERS AND BEST SELLERS

VIII

IN WHICH SOCRATES ATTACKS THE HELMET AND THE BATTLE-AX

IX

IN WHICH SOCRATES INCREASES THE SUPPLY OF SPLENDOR

X

IN WHICH SOCRATES BREAKS THE DRAG AND TANDEM MONOPOLY IN POINTVIEW

XI

IN WHICH SUNDRY PEOPLE MAKE GREAT DISCOVERIES

XII

IN WHICH HARRY IS FORCED TO ABANDON SWAMP FICTION AND LIKE FOLLIES AND TO STUDY THE GEOGRAPHY AND NATIVES OF A LAND UNKNOWN TO OUR HEIRISTOCRACY

XIII

IN WHICH THE MINISTER GETS INTO LOVE AND TROUBLE

XIV

IN WHICH SOCRATES DISCOVERS A NEW FOLLY

XV

IN WHICH HARRY RETURNS TO POINTVIEW AND GOES TO WORK

XVI

WHICH PRESENTS AN INCIDENT IN OUR CAMPAIGN AGAINST NEW NEW ENGLAND

XVII

WHICH PRESENTS A DECISIVE INCIDENT IN OUR CAMPAIGN AGAINST OLD NEW ENGLAND