Tommy and Co.
Transcribed from the 1904 Hutchinson and Co. edition by David Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org
by JEROME K. JEROME author of “paul kelver,” “idle thoughts of an idle fellow,” “three men in a boat,” etc.
london HUTCHINSON AND CO. paternoster row 1904
“Come in!” said Peter Hope.
Peter Hope was tall and thin, clean-shaven but for a pair of side whiskers close-cropped and terminating just below the ear, with hair of the kind referred to by sympathetic barbers as “getting a little thin on the top, sir,” but arranged with economy, that everywhere is poverty’s true helpmate. About Mr. Peter Hope’s linen, which was white though somewhat frayed, there was a self-assertiveness that invariably arrested the attention of even the most casual observer. Decidedly there was too much of it—its ostentation aided and abetted by the retiring nature of the cut-away coat, whose chief aim clearly was to slip off and disappear behind its owner’s back. “I’m a poor old thing,” it seemed to say. “I don’t shine—or, rather, I shine too much among these up-to-date young modes. I only hamper you. You would be much more comfortable without me.” To persuade it to accompany him, its proprietor had to employ force, keeping fastened the lowest of its three buttons. At every step, it struggled for its liberty. Another characteristic of Peter’s, linking him to the past, was his black silk cravat, secured by a couple of gold pins chained together. Watching him as he now sat writing, his long legs encased in tightly strapped grey trousering, crossed beneath the table, the lamplight falling on his fresh-complexioned face, upon the shapely hand that steadied the half-written sheet, a stranger might have rubbed his eyes, wondering by what hallucination he thus found himself in presence seemingly of some young beau belonging to the early ’forties; but looking closer, would have seen the many wrinkles.
“Come in!” repeated Mr. Peter Hope, raising his voice, but not his eyes.
The door opened, and a small, white face, out of which gleamed a pair of bright, black eyes, was thrust sideways into the room.
Jerome K. Jerome
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TOMMY AND CO.
STORY THE FIRST—Peter Hope plans his Prospectus
STORY THE SECOND—William Clodd appoints himself Managing Director
STORY THE THIRD—Grindley Junior drops into the Position of Publisher
STORY THE FOURTH—Miss Ramsbotham gives her Services
STORY THE FIFTH—Joey Loveredge agrees—on certain terms—to join the Company
STORY THE SIXTH—“The Babe” applies for Shares
STORY THE SEVENTH—Dick Danvers presents his Petition