Dumbells of Business

DUMBELLS OF BUSINESS
Earning Bus Fare
DUMBELLS OF BUSINESS
by PROFF O.U. BOJACK (Bus.Doc.) AUTHOR OF “LITTLE NIFTY LESSONS IN SALESMANSHIP,” “LITTLE NIFTY LESSONS IN BUYING,” “LITTLE NIFTY LESSONS IN LOVE & MARRIAGE,” ETC. Fighting Editor “BOJACK’S NOISY EXPORTER” Pruned of Profanity by Louis C. M. Reed
1922 THE STRATFORD CO., Publishers Boston, Massachusetts
Copyright, 1922 The STRATFORD CO., Publishers Boston, Mass. The Alpine Press, Boston, Mass., U. S. A.
THESE playful biffs on the beak of Business appeared originally in a little House Magazine called “Auto Suggestions.”
Many of them have been completely revised for the purpose of this volume, over the rasping nasal protest of Proff Bojack who believes in letting Well Enough alone until it crawls up and bites you in the leg, as mentioned somewhere in the text—then roll over on the other side.
The characters are drawn from the daily life of the average American business organization where men are somehow sweating through to Success against the cordovan inertia of the Dumbells of Business.
— THE PRUNER
Proff O. U. Bojack (Bus. Doc.)
DEDICATED WITH A WARMTH OF FELLOW FEELING TO ALL BEDEVILED BRETHERN OF THE BUSINESS WORLD The Author