Tales and Novels — Volume 04
“A prudence undeceiving, undeceived, That nor too little nor too much believed; That scorn’d unjust suspicion’s coward fear, And without weakness knew to be sincere.” Lord Lyttelton’s Monody on his Wife .
The prevailing taste of the public for anecdote has been censured and ridiculed by critics who aspire to the character of superior wisdom; but if we consider it in a proper point of view, this taste is an incontestable proof of the good sense and profoundly philosophic temper of the present times. Of the numbers who study, or at least who read history, how few derive any advantage from their labours! The heroes of history are so decked out by the fine fancy of the professed historian; they talk in such measured prose, and act from such sublime or such diabolical motives, that few have sufficient taste, wickedness, or heroism, to sympathize in their fate. Besides, there is much uncertainty even in the best authenticated ancient or modern histories; and that love of truth, which in some minds is innate and immutable, necessarily leads to a love of secret memoirs and private anecdotes. We cannot judge either of the feelings or of the characters of men with perfect accuracy, from their actions or their appearance in public; it is from their careless conversations, their half-finished sentences, that we may hope with the greatest probability of success to discover their real characters. The life of a great or of a little man written by himself, the familiar letters, the diary of any individual published by his friends or by his enemies, after his decease, are esteemed important literary curiosities. We are surely justified, in this eager desire, to collect the most minute facts relative to the domestic lives, not only of the great and good, but even of the worthless and insignificant, since it is only by a comparison of their actual happiness or misery in the privacy of domestic life that we can form a just estimate of the real reward of virtue, or the real punishment of vice. That the great are not as happy as they seem, that the external circumstances of fortune and rank do not constitute felicity, is asserted by every moralist: the historian can seldom, consistently with his dignity, pause to illustrate this truth: it is therefore to the biographer we must have recourse. After we have beheld splendid characters playing their parts on the great theatre of the world, with all the advantages of stage effect and decoration, we anxiously beg to be admitted behind the scenes, that we may take a nearer view of the actors and actresses.
Maria Edgeworth
TALES AND NOVELS,
VOLUME IV (of X)
Containing
1857.
PREFACE
CASTLE RACKRENT
CONTINUATION OF THE MEMOIRS OF THE RACKRENT FAMILY.
HISTORY OF SIR CONOLLY RACKRENT.
1800.
GLOSSARY.
ESSAY ON IRISH BULLS
IRISH BULLS
INTRODUCTION.
CHAPTER I.
ORIGINALITY OF IRISH BULLS EXAMINED.
CHAPTER II.
IRISH NEWSPAPERS.
CHAPTER III.
THE CRIMINAL LAW OF BULLS AND BLUNDERS.
CHAPTER IV.
LITTLE DOMINICK.
CHAPTER V.
THE BLISS OF IGNORANCE.
CHAPTER VI.
“THOUGHTS THAT BREATHE, AND WORDS THAT BURN.”
CHAPTER VII.
PRACTICAL BULLS.
CHAPTER VIII.
THE DUBLIN SHOEBLACK.
CHAPTER IX.
THE HIBERNIAN MENDICANT.
CHAPTER X.
IRISH WIT AND ELOQUENCE.
CHAPTER XI.
THE BROGUE.
CHAPTER XII.
BATH COACH CONVERSATION.
CHAPTER XIII.
BATH COACH CONVERSATION.
CHAPTER XIV.
THE IRISH INCOGNITO.
CONCLUSION.
1801.
APPENDIX.
AN ESSAY ON THE NOBLE SCIENCE OF SELF-JUSTIFICATION.
TALES OF FASHIONABLE LIFE.
PREFACE
RICHARD LOVELL EDGEWORTH.
ENNUI; OR, MEMOIRS OF THE EARL OF GLENTHORN.
CHAPTER I.
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III.
CHAPTER IV.
“A. CRAWLEY.”
CHAPTER V.
CHAPTER VI.
CHAPTER VII.
CHAPTER VIII.
CHAPTER IX.
CHAPTER X.
CHAPTER XI.
CHAPTER XII.
CHAPTER XIII.
CHAPTER XIV.
CHAPTER XV.
CHAPTER XVI.
CHAPTER XVII.
CHAPTER XVIII.
CHAPTER XIX.
CHAPTER XX.
CHAPTER XXI.
CHAPTER XXII.
“HONOURED FOSTER-BROTHER,
“CHRISTY DONOGHOE.”
THE DUN.
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