Life on the Mississippi
BUT the basin of the Mississippi is the Body of The Nation . All the other parts are but members, important in themselves, yet more important in their relations to this. Exclusive of the Lake basin and of 300,000 square miles in Texas and New Mexico, which in many aspects form a part of it, this basin contains about 1,250,000 square miles. In extent it is the second great valley of the world, being exceeded only by that of the Amazon. The valley of the frozen Obi approaches it in extent; that of La Plata comes next in space, and probably in habitable capacity, having about eight-ninths of its area; then comes that of the Yenisei, with about seven-ninths; the Lena, Amoor, Hoang-ho, Yang-tse-kiang, and Nile, five-ninths; the Ganges, less than one-half; the Indus, less than one-third; the Euphrates, one-fifth; the Rhine, one-fifteenth. It exceeds in extent the whole of Europe, exclusive of Russia, Norway, and Sweden. It would contain austria four times, germany or spain five times, france six times, the british islands or italy ten times. Conceptions formed from the river-basins of Western Europe are rudely shocked when we consider the extent of the valley of the Mississippi; nor are those formed from the sterile basins of the great rivers of Siberia, the lofty plateaus of Central Asia, or the mighty sweep of the swampy Amazon more adequate. Latitude, elevation, and rainfall all combine to render every part of the Mississippi Valley capable of supporting a dense population. As a dwelling-place for civilized man it is by far the first upon our globe .
EDITOR'S TABLE, HARPER'S MAGAZINE, FEBRUARY 1863
THE Mississippi is well worth reading about. It is not a commonplace river, but on the contrary is in all ways remarkable. Considering the Missouri its main branch, it is the longest river in the world—four thousand three hundred miles. It seems safe to say that it is also the crookedest river in the world, since in one part of its journey it uses up one thousand three hundred miles to cover the same ground that the crow would fly over in six hundred and seventy-five. It discharges three times as much water as the St. Lawrence, twenty-five times as much as the Rhine, and three hundred and thirty-eight times as much as the Thames. No other river has so vast a drainage-basin: it draws its water supply from twenty-eight States and Territories; from Delaware, on the Atlantic seaboard, and from all the country between that and Idaho on the Pacific slope—a spread of forty-five degrees of longitude. The Mississippi receives and carries to the Gulf water from fifty-four subordinate rivers that are navigable by steamboats, and from some hundreds that are navigable by flats and keels. The area of its drainage-basin is as great as the combined areas of England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, France, Spain, Portugal, Germany, Austria, Italy, and Turkey; and almost all this wide region is fertile; the Mississippi valley, proper, is exceptionally so.
Mark Twain
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LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI
TABLE OF CONTENTS
THE 'BODY OF THE NATION'
Chapter 1
The River and Its History
Chapter 2
The River and Its Explorers
Chapter 3
Frescoes from the Past
Chapter 4
The Boys' Ambition
Chapter 5
I Want to be a Cub-pilot
Chapter 6
A Cub-pilot's Experience
Chapter 7
A Daring Deed
Chapter 8
Perplexing Lessons
Chapter 9
Continued Perplexities
Chapter 10
Completing My Education
Chapter 11
The River Rises
Chapter 12
Sounding
Chapter 13
A Pilot's Needs
Chapter 14
Rank and Dignity of Piloting
Chapter 15
The Pilots' Monopoly
Chapter 16
Racing Days
Chapter 17
Cut-offs and Stephen
Chapter 18
I Take a Few Extra Lessons
Chapter 19
Brown and I Exchange Compliments
Chapter 20
A Catastrophe
Chapter 21
A Section in My Biography
Chapter 22
I Return to My Muttons
Chapter 23
Traveling Incognito
Chapter 24
My Incognito is Exploded
Chapter 25
From Cairo to Hickman
Chapter 26
Under Fire
THE PILOT'S FIRST BATTLE
Chapter 27
Some Imported Articles
Chapter 28
Uncle Mumford Unloads
Chapter 29
A Few Specimen Bricks
Chapter 30
Sketches by the Way
Chapter 31
A Thumb-print and What Came of It
Chapter 32
The Disposal of a Bonanza
Chapter 33
Refreshments and Ethics
Chapter 34
Tough Yarns
Chapter 35
Vicksburg During the Trouble
Chapter 36
The Professor's Yarn
Chapter 37
The End of the 'Gold Dust'
Chapter 38
The House Beautiful
Chapter 39
Manufactures and Miscreants
Chapter 40
Castles and Culture
Chapter 41
The Metropolis of the South
Chapter 42
Hygiene and Sentiment
Chapter 43
The Art of Inhumation
Chapter 44
City Sights
Chapter 45
Southern Sports
Chapter 46
Enchantments and Enchanters
Chapter 47
Uncle Remus and Mr. Cable
Chapter 48
Sugar and Postage
Chapter 49
Episodes in Pilot Life
Chapter 50
The 'Original Jacobs'
Chapter 51
Reminiscences
Chapter 52
A Burning Brand
Chapter 53
My Boyhood's Home
Chapter 54
Past and Present
Chapter 55
A Vendetta and Other Things
Chapter 56
A Question of Law
Chapter 57
An Archangel
Chapter 58
On the Upper River
Chapter 59
Legends and Scenery
Chapter 60
Speculations and Conclusions
APPENDIX