Tales of the Wild and the Wonderful [1825]

Transcribed from the 1825 Hurst, Robinson and Co. edition by David Price. Many thanks to the Bodleian Library for making their copy available.
“Messer, dovete havete pigliate tante coglionerie?” quoth the Reader.
Cardinal Ippolito d’Este to Ariosto.
LONDON: PRINTED FOR HURST, ROBINSON, AND CO. 5 WATERLOO-PLACE, PALL MALL; AND A. CONSTABLE AND CO. EDINBURGH.
M.DCCC.XXV.
TO
JOANNA BAILLIE,
AS A SLIGHT TRIBUTE OF ADMIRATION TO HER RESPLENDENT TALENTS,
THIS VOLUME
IS DEDICATED,
THE AUTHOR.
Pause one moment, gentle Reader—only one little moment will I detain you, while I reply to the question which I have supposed you to ask in the title-page. Blame not me, I beseech you, if you are compelled to make the usual accusation against authors, that there is nothing new in the pages which I diffidently present to you: I am sorry for it, but I cannot help it. Solomon asserted that all things under the sun were aged in his time; and if the wisest of old gentlemen could find nothing new in that early stage of his empire, what can be expected from a poor scribbler like me, near three thousand years after him? Consider too, dear Reader, that this is the first time I have appeared before you in the character of a story-teller; and that I am a timid, nervous subject, and very easily discouraged. Accept me then upon the score of wishing to amuse you, and permit me to say something for my Tales, after having said so much for myself.