Tish plays the game

TISH PLAYS THE GAME
by Mary Roberts Rinehart
PUBLISHED IN NEW YORK By P. F. COLLIER & SON COMPANY
Copyright, 1926 By Mary Roberts Rinehart All Rights Reserved
PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
We met Nettie Lynn on the street the other day, and she cut us all dead. Considering the sacrifices we had all made for her, especially our dear Tish, who cut a hole in her best rug on her account, this ungrateful conduct forces me to an explanation of certain events which have caused most unfair criticism. Whatever the results, it is never possible to impugn the motives behind Tish’s actions.
As for the janitor of Tish’s apartment house maintaining that the fruit jar buried in the floor was a portion of a still for manufacturing spirituous liquors, and making the statement that Tish’s famous blackberry cordial for medicinal use was fifty per cent alcohol—I consider this beneath comment. The recipe from which this cordial is made was originated by Tish’s Greataunt Priscilla, a painting of whom hangs, or rather did hang, over the mantel in Tish’s living room.
The first notice Aggie and I received that Tish was embarked on one of her kindly crusades again was during a call from Charlie Sands. We had closed our cottage at Lake Penzance and Aggie was spending the winter with me. She had originally planned to go to Tish, but at the last moment Tish had changed her mind.
“You’d better go with Lizzie, Aggie,” she said. “I don’t always want to talk, and you do.”
As Aggie had lost her upper teeth during an unfortunate incident at the lake, which I shall relate further on, and as my house was near her dentist’s, she agreed without demur. To all seeming the indications were for a quiet winter, and save for an occasional stiffness in the arms, which Tish laid to neuritis, she seemed about as usual.
In October, however, Aggie and I received a visit from her nephew, and after we had given him some of the cordial and a plate of Aggie’s nut wafers he said, “Well, revered and sainted aunts, what is the old girl up to now?”