Ambrotox and Limping Dick
Randal Bellamy's country house was a place of pleasant breakfasts. From the dining room the outlook was delightful; grass, flowers and sunshine, with the host's easy charm, made it almost as easy for Theophilus Caldegard to drink his tea fresh, as for his daughter Amaryllis not to keep her host, Sir Randal, waiting for his coffee.
This morning, while she waited for the two men, the girl, remembering that this was the eighteenth of June, was surprised by the ease with which the five weeks of her stay had slipped by; and she wondered, without anxiety, at what point the guest merges into the inmate.
I can't live here for ever, she thought; but as long as there's room for his test-tubes, and his dinner's good, dad thinks it's all right for a girl.
And, as if it was all right, she laughed—just in time for Randal Bellamy to get full benefit of the pleasant sound.
Laughing all alone? he said.
That's when the funny things happen, replied Amaryllis.
Bellamy looked down at her, as if asking a share in her merriment.
After all, I don't know why I laughed, she said. I was only thinking it's five whole weeks since we came here, and——
And you want to go somewhere else?
Amaryllis shook her head. And it's gone like five days, I was going to say.
She took her seat at the table and poured out his coffee. I'm not going to let you wait a moment for father this morning; it was two o'clock when he went to bed.
How do you know that, you bad girl? said Bellamy.
Oliver Fleming
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1920
CONTENTS
AMBROTOX AND LIMPING DICK.
THE VISITOR'S SHADOW.
THE HEN WITH ONE CHICK.
"HUMMIN' BIRD'S WESKIT."
COFFEE.
AMBROTOX.
AMARYLLIS.
PERFUME.
THE SWINE THAT STANK.
THE POLITICAL COVES.
THE GREEN FROCK.
THE WINDOW.
THE STAIRS.
THE KNIFE-THROWER.
PENNY PANSY.
THE LIZARD.
"THE GOAT IN BOOTS."
THE UNICORN.
THE SERANG.
SAPPHIRE AND EMERALD.
A ROPE OR SOMETHING.
THE BAAG-NOUK.
LORD LABRADOR.
FALLING OUT.
"KUK-KUK-KUK-KATIE."
WAITERS.
PRISONER AND ESCORT.
AN INTERIM REPORT.