The Bashful Earthquake, & Other Fables and Verses
TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE
The contractions ’t and n’t for “it” and “not” have a space before and after them, so we see “is n’t” and “wer n’t” and “’t is” in the original text. These spaces are retained in this etext. The consistent exceptions in both the text and the etext are “don’t” “can’t” and “won’t”.
Other contractions such as “they’re” and “you’re” have a half-space in the original text; these words are closed up in the etext.
Obvious typographical errors and punctuation errors have been corrected after careful comparison with other occurrences within the text and consultation of external sources. All misspellings in the text, and inconsistent or archaic usage, have been retained.
If this little world to-night
Suddenly should fall thro’ space
In a hissing, headlong flight,
Shrivelling from off its face,
As it falls into the sun,
In an instant every trace
Of the little crawling things—
Ants, philosophers, and lice,
Oliver Herford
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The Bashful Earthquake
The Lovesick Scarecrow
The Music of the Future
THE DOORLESS WOLF.
The Bold Bad Butterfly
CRUMBS.
Japanesque
THE DIFFERENCE.
WHY YE BLOSSOME COMETH BEFORE YE LEAFE.
The first First of April.
THE EPIGRAMMATIST.
THE SILVER LINING.
THE BOASTFUL BUTTERFLY.
The Three Wishes.
TRUTH.
THE TRAGIC MICE.
ABSENCE OF MIND.
The Graduate.
THE POET’S PROPOSAL.
A Three-sided Question
THE SNAIL’S DREAM.
A CHRISTMAS LEGEND.
HYDE AND SEEKE.
IN THE CAFÉ.
THE LEGEND OF THE LILY.
The Untutored Giraffe.
The Enchanted Wood.
A BUNNY ROMANCE.
THE FLOWER CIRCUS.
THE FATUOUS FLOWER.
A LOVE STORY.
YE KNYGHTE-MARE.
METAPHYSICS.
The Princess That was n’t.
The Lion’s Tour
THE FUGITIVE THOUGHT.
THE CUSSED DAMOZEL.
A GAS-LOG REVERIE.
Cupid’s Fault.
ALL ABOARD!
KILLING TIME.
The Mermaid Club.
A SONG.
ANGEL’S TOYS.
THE REFORMED TIGRESS.
TWO LADIES.
TO THE WOLF AT THE DOOR.
THE FALL OF J. W. BEANE.