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ROOKIE RHYMES

CONTENTS

ILLUSTRATIONS

PUBLICATION COMMITTEE

FOREWORD

STANDING IN LINE

THE FIRST TIME

ONWARD CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

THEY BELIEVE IN US BACK HOME

ODE TO A LADY IN WHITE STOCKINGS

"AVOIRDUPOIS"

GO!

THE PLATTSBURG CODE

A CONFERENCE

SUNDAY IN BARRACKS

THE BALLAD OF MONTMORENCY GRAY

GIRLS

A LAMENT

THE MANUAL

THOSE "PATRIOTIC" SONGS

SATURDAY P.M.

HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED

ARMA FEMINAMQUE

OUT O' LUCK

SHERMAN WAS RIGHT

TROOPSHIP CHANTY

THOSE RUMORS

WAR'S HORRORS

THE CALL

BEANS

FORWARD "?"

CHANT OF A DERELICT

PREOCCUPATION

INOCULATION DAY

DON'T WEAKEN

THE THREE

TO THE LITTLE BLACK DOG

WHEN EAST IS WEST

TO MY SWEETHEART

PLAY THE GAME

THE STADIUM, PLATTSBURG

RUBAIYAT OF A PLATTSBURG CANDIDATE

DREAMS

A 2nd REGIMENT "WHO'S WHO"

EUREKA

FOURTH COMPANY, N.E. SONG

LONG, LONG TRAIL

WILLIE'S PA

COMPANY 2 NEW ENGLAND

TO THE RESERVE CAVALRY

WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO DEUTSCHLAND

I WANT TO BE A COLONEL

I WANT TO BE A DOUGHBOY

OUR BATTLE HYMN

NEW ENGLAND WILL BE LEADING

ON THE BANKS OF THE RIVER RHINE

"THE SIMULATING OF THE GREEN"

DON'T SEND ME HOME

COMPANY NINE

WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO EUROPE

COMPANY 5 SONG

DOUBLE TIME

THE 8TH NEW ENGLAND

MARCHING ON THE RHINE

EGGS—AGERATED

WITH APOLOGIES TO KIPLING'S "THE VAMPIRE"