Diagnosis

By R. A. Palmer
Illustrated by H. W. McCauley
Take two men and one girl—the eternal triangle—and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire. What comes out? With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.
What time did you get to bed last night?
Oh, about ... well, fairly early.
Who were you out with?
Brannan.
Then you didn't get to bed early! If you got in by three, it would be early, if I know Brannan.
I got in much before three!
How much?
Oh ... enough. You'd be surprised....
I'm sure I would! Mary, how do you expect us to get anywhere with this experiment if you come in dog-tired?