Junior

By ROBERT ABERNATHY
Illustrated by WEISS
All younger generations have been going to the dogs ... but this one was genuinely sunk!
Junior! bellowed Pater.
Junior! squeaked Mater, a quavering echo.
Strayed off again—the young idiot! If he's playing in the shallows, with this tide going out.... Pater let the sentence hang blackly. He leaned upslope as far as he could stretch, angrily scanning the shoreward reaches where light filtered more brightly down through the murky water, where the sea-surface glinted like bits of broken mirror.
No sign of Junior.
Mater was peering fearfully in the other direction, toward where, as daylight faded, the slope of the coastal shelf was fast losing itself in green profundity. Out there, out of sight at this hour, the reef that loomed sheltering above them fell away in an abrupt cliffhead, and the abyss began.
Oh, oh, sobbed Mater. He's lost. He's swum into the abyss and been eaten by a sea monster. Her slender stem rippled and swayed on its base and her delicate crown of pinkish tentacles trailed disheveled in the pull of the ebbtide.
Pish, my dear! said Pater. There are no sea monsters. At worst, he consoled her stoutly, Junior may have been trapped in a tidepool.
Oh, oh, gulped Mater. He'll be eaten by a land monster.
There ARE no land monsters! snorted Pater. He straightened his stalk so abruptly that the stone to which he and Mater were conjugally attached creaked under them. How often must I assure you, my dear, that WE are the highest form of life? (And, as for his world and geologic epoch, he was quite right.)