The Pleasures of Ignorance
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1921
Acknowledgments are due to The New Statesman, in which all but one of these essays appeared. Going to the Derby appeared in The Daily News. —R.L.
It is impossible to take a walk in the country with an average townsman—especially, perhaps, in April or May—without being amazed at the vast continent of his ignorance. It is impossible to take a walk in the country oneself without being amazed at the vast continent of one's own ignorance. Thousands of men and women live and die without knowing the difference between a beech and an elm, between the song of a thrush and the song of a blackbird. Probably in a modern city the man who can distinguish between a thrush's and a blackbird's song is the exception. It is not that we have not seen the birds. It is simply that we have not noticed them. We have been surrounded by birds all our lives, yet so feeble is our observation that many of us could not tell whether or not the chaffinch sings, or the colour of the cuckoo. We argue like small boys as to whether the cuckoo always sings as he flies or sometimes in the branches of a tree—whether Chapman drew on his fancy or his knowledge of nature in the lines:
When in the oak's green arms the cuckoo sings, And first delights men in the lovely springs.
This ignorance, however, is not altogether miserable. Out of it we get the constant pleasure of discovery. Every fact of nature comes to us each spring, if only we are sufficiently ignorant, with the dew still on it. If we have lived half a lifetime without having ever even seen a cuckoo, and know it only as a wandering voice, we are all the more delighted at the spectacle of its runaway flight as it hurries from wood to wood conscious of its crimes, and at the way in which it halts hawk-like in the wind, its long tail quivering, before it dares descend on a hill-side of fir-trees where avenging presences may lurk. It would be absurd to pretend that the naturalist does not also find pleasure in observing the life of the birds, but his is a steady pleasure, almost a sober and plodding occupation, compared to the morning enthusiasm of the man who sees a cuckoo for the first time, and, behold, the world is made new.
Robert Lynd
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THE PLEASURES OF IGNORANCE
LONDON
I
THE PLEASURES OF IGNORANCE
II
THE HERRING FLEET
III
THE BETTING MAN
IV
THE HUM OF INSECTS
V
CATS
VI
MAY
VII
NEW YEAR PROPHECIES
VIII
ON KNOWING THE DIFFERENCE
IX
THE INTELLECTUAL SIDE OF HORSE-RACING
X
WHY WE HATE INSECTS
XI
VIRTUE
XII
JUNE
XIII
ON FEELING GAY
XIV
IN THE TRAIN
XV
THE MOST CURIOUS ANIMAL
XVI
THE OLD INDIFFERENCE
XVII
EGGS: AN EASTER HOMILY
XVIII
ENTER THE SPRING
XIX
THE DAREDEVIL BARBER
XX
WEEDS: AN APPRECIATION
XXI
A JUROR IN WAITING
XXII
THE THREE-HALFPENNY BIT
XXIII
THE MORALS OF BEANS
XXIV
ON SEEING A JOKE
XXV
GOING TO THE DERBY
XXVI
THIS BLASTED WORLD