Police!!!
TO LOUISE JOCELYN
All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.
Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise! Which is going some, you say? In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.
Just because the things you say, Just because the things you do In your clever, charming way Make me fall in love with you. That is all, my dear, to-day.
R.W.C.
Christmas, 1915.
Give me no gold nor palaces Nor quarts of gems in chalices Nor mention me in Who is Who I'd rather roam abroad with you Investigating sky and land, Volcanoes, lakes, and glacial sand I'd rather climb with all my legs To find a nest of speckled eggs, Or watch the spotted spider spin Or see a serpent shed its skin! Give me no star-and-garter blue! I'd rather roam around with you.
Flatten me not with flattery! Walk with me to the Battery, And see in glassy tanks the seals, The sturgeons, flounders, smelt and eels Disport themselves in ichthyic curves— And when it gets upon our nerves Then, while our wabbling taxi honks I'll tell you all about the Bronx, Where captive wild things mope and stare Through grills of steel that bar each lair Doomed to imprisonment for life— And you may go and take your wife.
To the swift, clean things that cleave the air To the swift, clean things that cleave the sea To the swift, clean things that brave and dare Forest and peak and prairie free, A cage to craze and stifle and stun And a fat man feeding a penny bun And a she-one giggling, Ain't it grand! As she drags a dirty-nosed brat by the hand.
On a beautiful day in spring as I was running as hard as I could run pursued by the New York police and a number of excited citizens, my mind, which becomes brilliantly active under physical exhilaration, began to work busily.
Robert W. Chambers
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POLICE!!!
"Dainty noses to the wind, their beautiful eyes wide and alert."
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POLICE!!!
"Climbing about among the mangroves above the water"
"To see him feed made me sick."
"'Kemper!' I shouted.... 'He is one of them! Knock him flat with your riflestock!'"
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"'Say, listen, Bo—I mean, Prof. I've got the goods.'"
II
"He played on his concertina ... on the chance that the music might lure a cave-girl down the hill."
"Moving warily and gracefully amid the great coquina slabs."
"I collapsed into the arms of the nicest looking one."
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II
"The heavy artillery was evidently frightened."
"Somebody had swooned in his arms, too."
III
"'If you keep me up this tree and starve me to death it will be murder.'"
"Then a horrible thing occurred."
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III
IV
"I felt so sorry for her that I kissed her."
V
"Dr. Delmour used up every film in the camera to record the scientific triumph of the ages."
"'Everybody has put one over on me!' I shrieked."
"Miss Blythe had carried to her father a large bucket of lettuce leaves."
"'Don't let it bite!' cried the girl. 'Be careful, Mr. Smith!'"
"Kicked over the bucket of salad, and began to dance with rage."
"'It's a worm!' shrieked Blythe."
"'Which way do you usually go home?' I asked."
"'This little caterpillar ... is certain to find those leaves.'"