A Fleet in Being: Notes of Two Trips With The Channel Squadron

NOTES OF TWO TRIPS WITH THE CHANNEL SQUADRON
RUDYARD KIPLING
MACMILLAN AND CO., LIMITED ST. MARTIN’S STREET, LONDON 1914
COPYRIGHT . First Edition, December 1898. Reprinted, December 1898; January, February, May, and October 1899, 1910, 1914.
A FLEET IN BEING
‘. . . . the sailor men That sail upon the seas , To fight the Wars and keep the Laws , And live on yellow peas’
‘A Gunroom Ditty-Box.’ G. S. BOWLES.
Some thirty of her Majesty’s men-of-war were involved in this matter; say a dozen battleships of the most recent, and seventeen or eighteen cruisers; but my concern was limited to one of a new type commanded by an old friend. I had some dim knowledge of the interior of a warship, but none of the new world into which I stepped from a Portsmouth wherry one wonderful summer evening in ’97.
With the exception of the Captain, the Chief Engineer, and maybe a few petty officers, nobody was more than twenty-eight years old. They ranged in the ward-room from this resourceful age to twenty-six or seven clear-cut, clean-shaved young faces with all manner of varied experience behind them. When one comes to think, it is only just that a light 20-knot cruiser should be handled, under guidance of an older head, by affable young gentlemen prepared, even sinfully delighted, to take chances not set down in books. She was new, they were new, the Admiral was new, and we were all off to the Manœuvres together—thirty keels next day threading their way in and out between a hundred and twenty moored vessels not so fortunate. We opened the ball, for the benefit of some foreign warships, with a piece of rather pretty steering. A consort was coming up a waterlane, between two lines of shipping, just behind us; and we nipped in immediately ahead of her, precisely as a hansom turning out of Bond Street nips in in front of a City ’bus. Distance on water is deceptive, and when I vowed that at one crisis I could have spat on the wicked ram of our next astern, pointed straight at our naked turning side, the ward-room laughed.