Sweethearts at Home
A sleepy Sunday morning—and no need for any one to go to church.
It was at Neuchâtel, under the trees by the lake, that I first became conscious of what wonderful assistance Sweetheart might be to me in my literary work. She corrected me as to the date upon which we had made our pilgrimage to Chaumont, as to the color of the hair of the pretty daughter of the innkeeper whom we had seen there—in her way quite a Swiss Elizabeth Fortinbras. In a word, I became aware that she had kept a diary. Sweetheart, like her nearest literary relative, began with poetry. That was what we called it then. We have both revised our judgments since. Only Sweetheart has been more wise than I should have been at her age. She has resisted temptation, and rigorously ruled out all verse from the Diary as at present published! This is wonderful. I published mine.
Since then, she and I have been preparing the present volume, just as eagerly as if we had yielded to the solicitations of numerous friends, as the privately-printed books say.
No, it was quite the contrary with us. Nobody, except one nice publisher, knows anything about it. He asked us to let him print it, and even he has not seen the very least little scrap. All he knows is that Sweetheart has a good many thousand friends scattered up and down two hemispheres, and he believes (as we also are vain enough to believe) that they will not let Sweetheart's Diary go a-begging to be bought.
There is something curiously dreamy about the Lake of Neuchâtel. I knew it and the school down by the pier long ago, when the little town still preserved distinct traces of the hundred and fifty years of Prussian drill-sergeants. Here and there the arms of Brandenburg were to be seen curiously mixed, and almost entwined, with the strong red cross of the Swiss Confederation.
Specially interesting is the opposite side of the lake, for there the Cantons push forward their narrow necks of territory to the very lake shore—possibly as the price of their support against the Eagles of the North, whose claws have never let go their hold but this once. There, within a day's easy walk, you can pass from Canton Vaud into Canton Friburg and back again into Vaud. Then, Morat-way, you come on a little inset square of Canton Berne, whose emblematic bears also have their claws in every pie thereabout. And all the way, never a hotel for the fleecing of the foreigner! Here and there, indeed, one passes a country inn with sanded floor. More often it is only a rather superior house with a bush hung out French-fashion over the threshold.
S. R. Crockett
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SWEETHEARTS AT HOME
"When I Turned About—Why, it Nearly Took My Breath Away"
CONTENTS
List of Illustrations
HE TELLS HOW IT ALL CAME ABOUT
SWEETHEART OBJECTS
PURPLE "THINKS"
PRESENTS
MISS POLLY PRETEND
"Doing Kow-Tow to This False God"
PRINCIPIA
TORRES VEDRAS
TORRES THE SECOND
HUGH JOHN'S PEOPLE
THE NEW SHOP
"Help Her! Me, Butcher Donnan!"
NIPPER NEGLECTS HIS BUSINESS
ELIZABETH
FIGS AND FIG-LEAVES
"UNTO US AS A DAUGHTER"
THE HARVEST FAIR
QUIET DAYS
HUGH JOHN, AMBASSADOR PLENIPOTENTIARY
THE LITTLE GREEN MAN
"I Used to Swop Currants and Sugar for Nuts and Lovely Spicy Fruits"
THE BEAD CURTAIN
THE DISCONTENT OF MRS. NIPPER DONNAN
TREACHERY!
ADA WINTER AND "YOUNG MRS. WINTER"
AN EVENING CALL
HONOR THY DAUGHTER!
CISSY'S MEANNESS
"NOT EVEN HUGH JOHN!"
HAUNTS REVISITED
SIR TOADY RELAPSES
TWICE-TRAVELED PATHS
HOME-COMING
SOME DISCLAIMERS
THE END