A Poached Peerage

A pretty girl looked out of the low-silled coffee-room window of the Quorn Arms at Great Bunbury, and threw a glance of roguish invitation at a watchful young man who was pretending to be busy in the courtyard. Then she disappeared. The young man lost no time in throwing down his broom, and, with a manifestly assumed air of indifference, approached the window. He looked in warily, then glanced round behind him, and next moment had thrown his leg over the sill and was in the room. The girl, with her back to the window, was polishing a brass candlestick with a vigour which suggested that the occupation left no room for less material thoughts. Also that she was, for a smart young woman, strangely unobservant of the fact that a man had entered by the window, until an arm round her waist brought the fact to her notice. Even then she did not start or cry out, merely disengaging herself from the expected caress by a self-possessed and apparently well practised twist.
I can't stop a moment, Tom, she remarked coolly; only I saw you outside. Father's in the bar.
And I've been hanging about a good half-hour to see you, Mercy, her swain declared impressively. I say, as time's short, don't let's waste it. Give us a kiss.
For answer Miss Mercy Popkiss turned her head aside at a right angle as though suddenly attracted by something in the street. An attitude of preoccupation does not, however, necessarily imply refusal; under certain circumstances it even stands for an invitation. As such Mr. Thomas Sparrow unhesitatingly regarded it.
One more, he pleaded coaxingly, as Miss Popkiss bent away from his somewhat ravenous embrace.
Wait a bit, she said. I've something to tell you. I'm going to leave here.
What, leave the Quorn Arms ? exclaimed Mr. Sparrow blankly.
Yes, truly. I'm going to be still-room maid at the Towers. You see, she went on to explain cheerfully, father doesn't like my being here, having to wait on the riff-raff as well as the gentry. He says it is not the best training for a young lady; and when father says a thing, that thing's settled. They are all swells at the Towers; lords and ladies and toffs from London. It will be fine.