All (Frightfully Unofficial) About an Old Friend of Mine / What He Most Probably Was. What He Most Certainly Will Be, and Who Has Done This? Why the Cat.
Dedicated to the Notice OF ALL The Firms of this Great City whether Bankers Brokers or others WHO In their Rise to Wealth and Affluence have NOT yet Recognised the Generous Policy That their Success is always partly Due to the Honesty and Energy of their SERVANTS, AND WHO After taking to Themselves all the HONEY in the HIVE Leave to the WORKERS NOTHING but the Lees. A good Master maketh a good Servant MARTIN TUPPER.
ALL (Frightfully Unofficial) about an OLD FRIEND of mine What he most probably was What he most certainly will be AND WHO HAS DONE THIS? WHY THE CAT.
What he most probably was, before he became
A General-Private-Joint-Continental-Universal-Everlasting Respectable-Responsible BANKERS CLERK. During his 1st year of Service (Fancies he's got a good thing )
At 10 years Service, he has his doubts.
This is the BC of 20 years Service—he—hasn't any doubts now. Bless you! He knows all about it, and he's going home! To his—Dinner!!!