Funny Epitaphs
COLLECTED BY Arthur Wentworth Eaton.
BOSTON: The Mutual Book Company. 1902.
Copyright, 1885, By H. H. Carter & Karrick.
Let's talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs.
— Richard II, Act III, Scene ii.
Duncan is in his grave; After life's fitful fever he sleeps well.
— Macbeth, Act III, Scene ii.
Let there be no inscription upon my tomb; let no man write my epitaph.
— Robert Emmet.