The New Pun Book

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Transcriber's Note:
Inconsistent hyphenation and unusual spelling in the original document have been preserved.
He's a professional grafter.
Who?
The nurseryman.
You know Fatty Schultz the butcher. What do you suppose he weighs?
I don't know, what does he weigh?
Meat.
I saw a sign in a hardware store to-day 'Cast iron sinks.' As though everyone wasn't wise to that.
How are you to-day?
Oh, I can't kick.