The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.)
JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY
Once on a Time, there were Two Men, each of whom decided to build for himself a Fine, New House.
One Man, being of an Arrogant and Conceited Nature, took counsel of Nobody, but declared that he would build his House to suit himself.
For, said he, since it is My House and I am to Live in It, why should I ask the Advice of my Neighbors as to its Construction?
While the House was Building, the Neighbors came often and Looked at it, and went away, Whispering and Wagging their Heads in Derision.
But the Man paid no Heed, and continued to build his House as he Would.
The Result was that, when completed, his House was lacking in Symmetry and Utility, and in a Hundred ways it was Unsatisfactory, and for each Defect there was a Neighbor who said, Had you asked Me, I would have Warned you against that Error.
The Other Man, who was of a Humble and Docile Mind, went to Each of his Neighbors in Turn, and asked Advice about the Building of his House.
His Friends willingly and at Great Length gave him the Benefit of their Experiences and Opinions, and the Grateful Man undertook to Follow Out all their Directions.
The Result was that his House, when finished, was a Hodge-Podge of Varying Styles and Contradictory Effects, and Exceedingly Uncomfortable and Inconvenient to Live In.
This Fable teaches that In a Multitude of Counselors there is Safety, and that Too Many Cooks Spoil the Broth.
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THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICA
THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICA
CONTENTS
COMPLETE INDEX AT THE END OF VOLUME X.
THE TWO NEW HOUSES
MORALS:
YES?
FASCINATION
BARNEY MCGEE
THE OLD DEACON'S VERSION OF THE STORY OF THE RICH MAN AND LAZARUS
THE TWO SUITORS
MORALS:
THE RECRUIT
THE BEECHER BEACHED
OUR BEST SOCIETY
THE TWO FARMERS
MORALS:
SAMUEL BROWN
THE WAY IT WUZ
SHE TALKED
GRANDMA KEELER GETS GRANDPA READY FOR SUNDAY-SCHOOL
VIVE LA BAGATELLE
THE TWO BROTHERS
MORALS:
A LETTER
FROM PETROLEUM V. NASBY
FAMILIAR AUTHORS AT WORK
Captain Brown
T.H. Smith
Ruth Jones
THE LOST WORD
THE DUTCHMAN WHO HAD THE "SMALL POX"
WALK
MR. DOOLEY ON GOLD-SEEKING
LOVE SONNETS OF A HOODLUM
VIII
IX
XII
XIV
XXI
HOW "RUBY" PLAYED
PLAGIARISM
GO LIGHTLY, GAL
MR. DOOLEY ON REFORM CANDIDATES
AN EVENING MUSICALE
COMIN' THU
AUNT DINAH'S KITCHEN
THE STRIKE AT HINMAN'S
A NAUTICAL BALLAD
NATURAL PERVERSITIES
BUDD WILKINS AT THE SHOW
BALLAD
THE HOOSIER AND THE SALT PILE
A RIVAL ENTERTAINMENT
YAWCOB STRAUSS
SEFFY AND SALLY
II
III
AN ARCHÆOLOGICAL CONGRESS
A BOY'S VIEW OF IT
"RINGWORM FRANK"
THE COLONEL'S CLOTHES
FOOTNOTES:
THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE STREET
SMILING 'ROUND THE WORLD