Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 13, October, 1920 / America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
The Whiz Bang Farm, Rural Route No. 2, Robbinsdale, Minn.
To Our Readers:
With this issue, Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang discards swaddling clothes and starts bounding on its second year of existence. In this number, which we have termed “Our Annual,” the writer has taken the liberty to review many of the stories and poems from the 12 previous issues. It is obvious that a new publication must start with no circulation. If it strikes a popular appeal in the heart-chord of human existence it succeeds; otherwise, it sinks into journalistic oblivion.
Thanks to a legion of loyal readers and volunteer scribes, The Whiz Bang has weathered the colicky and diarrhoetic stage of life. Our eye-teeth have been cut and the worst is over. This little family journal of uplift has no one to thank but its readers. It is your magazine and it is you who send in the snappy articles to fill its pages each month. Again we extend our heartiest thanks.
We are now spread from the mackerel munching macaroons of Manhattan’s bright isle to the squawking squabs of sunny California; from the wily, wicked pole-cats of Northern Minnesota to the perk and prim creoles of feverish Orleans.
On this month, the month of our birth, the editor feels as happy as a kid sucking a lollypop and smearing its chin with an ice cream cone. All we lack to complete the illusion is about three fingers in a wash-tub. Adios until November rolls ’round.
CAPTAIN BILLY.
Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang
OUR MOTTO: “ Make It Snappy ”
October, 1920 Vol. II. No. 13
Published Monthly by W. H. Fawcett, Rural Route No. 2 at Robbinsdale, Minnesota
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Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang, Vol. II. No. 13, October, 1920
AN OPEN LETTER
’Twas Ever Thus
The Eternal Feminine
Move Over
Mexico
Honolulu
Havana
Central America
Panama
Friendship and Love
She Quit the Union
Betty’s Better Batter
A Shorthorn Bull
Gosh All Hemlocks!
“What’s Sauce for the Goose”
Pass Her a Palm Fan
The Passing of Old Smokehouse
Poor Girlie
Hunting the Wily Pole Cat
The Girl with the Blue Velvet Band
The Little Red God
Me for the Cave Man
The Profiteer
Explosion of Pedigreed Cat
Summer Idyl
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Wild Woman
It Used to Be
Memory
Friend Wife
Hold Fast
Sam’s Girl
Good Night
Twentieth Century Jazz
The Answer
The Old Dog
It Isn’t What You Used to Was
That Famous Lullaby
Too Obvious
Foolish Rimes
Maybe He Liked Stewed Ox Tail
Honesty in Advertising
Everybody Likes a Sailor
Preparing for the Flood
Why the Street Car Stalled
Why the Car?
Full in a Full Cellar
Power of the Press
Some Prefer the Rear Veranda
Unnecessary Qualification
If You Lamp Any Let Us Know
New Fashioned Men Apply
What’s the Fare?
The Wrong Husband
Did You Ever?
Oh, Tempore, Oh H——
Second Spasm
Those Kilkenny Kats
Yes, God Bless ’Em
Some Persuader
Too Bad
Or a Second Bill Sunday
Doggonit
Pickled Puppies
Sayings of the Famous