Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 16, January, 1921 / America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
If the day looks kinder gloomy
And chances kinder slim,
If the situation’s puzzlin’
And the prospect’s awful grim;
And perplexities keep pressin’—
If hope is nearly gone,
Jest bristle up and grit your teeth
And keep on keepin’ on.
— Whiz Bang Bill.
Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang
OUR MOTTO: “ Make It Snappy ”
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Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang, Vol. II. No. 16, January, 1921
You Win Rubber Pajamas
January First
If You Look That Way
Movie Skeletons
Our Language
Bull Frog Bull
You Can’t Fool a Horse-Fly
The First Hundred Years
His Test of Faith
The Difference
For Men Only
Fast Workers
Shortcomings
Marjorie Was So Obliging
Fits Most Lunch Foundries
They Both Walked
Before July First
Page Mr. Croton
Something to Worry About
’Ostler Joe
Stranded
Evolution Up to Date
Siam’s National Anthem
A Regular Present
Confessions of a Dope Fiend
In Dreamy Chinatown
Flirtation in a Flower Bed
Fairies Revel in Moonshine
Something Stirring
That’s When I Need You
Tell Him Now
Or a Finger Ring
Come on, Joe
Police Inspection
How Old Is Ann?
The Bachelor’s Dream
Pasture Pot Pourri
He Drinks Hair Tonic
Favorite Quotations
Man
Or on the Ear
We’d Quit ’er
A Noise Like a Kiss
And He’ll Crow
Monkey-shine
Mule Wasn’t So Sensitive
Immodesty’s Penalty
Re-published After Many Requests
Tell the Truth and Shame the Devil
Elucidated
It’s No Good Now, Algy
Wait Till 1922
The Persian Cat Again
Michigan Methods
What Runs?
That’s A’right, We’re Wed
Pretty Soft
Tells the World
Chiropodist or Manicurist?
Traveling Men, Attention!
Complications
A Wet Wedding
Damphoolishness
Looking Up
Not So Fond of It
Seven Ages of Man
Har Du Got a Hod?
In a Garden
The Impulsive Cuss
I Like ’em, God Bless ’em
That Osculating Thing
The Alphabet of Love
Sincerity