Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 28, December, 1921 / America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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GREAT NORTHERN RAILWAY COMPANY
M. J. Woulfe
St. Paul, Minn. Sept 29th, 1922.
Editor Whiz-Bang, Robbinsdale, Minn.
Dear Sir:
On September 27th our train #12 was held at Robbinsdale 37 minutes loading what is stated to have been 36,000 lbs. of mail. In order that provision be made to handle such large quantities of mail without causing unreasonable delay to trains, would you kindly furnish the following information:
First, Frequency of publication of the magazine.
Second, Days or dates when regularly due to be placed in the mail.
Third, Approximate weight or number of copies of each issue.
With this information we will consider the making of some special arrangement for bringing to the cities. It might be advantageous to set a baggage car out at Robbinsdale the day before the magazine due to be forwarded.
Various
Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang, Vol. III. No. 28, December, 1921
Canadian Stuff
Times Are Improving
Fable of a Sap
An Opulent Love Letter!
In Good
How Otherwise?
Pat and Mike Stuff
Dal’s Filosophy
Oh, I Wisha Wuza Lightnin’ Bug!
Let’s Swell Up and Bust
Joys of Matrimony
Scotty’s Wail
Did It Ever Happen to You?
Answer This One, Girls
Gal O’ Mine
Beware, Oil Men!
Hibrow Poetry
Courting Up to Date
A Sundodger
Crossing the “Bar”
Knock ’er On the Kiss!
Pat, Lady Killer
A Chaplin Prayer
The Bray of An Ass
‘Throw Out the Life Line’
The Way They Sing It
The Spirit of Mortal
Just Thinking
Gee Whiz
The Land of Gee and Haw
Ten Years on the Islands
Spoiled Girl
Great Gawsch!
Hot Dog!
How to Get Tips
Those Flivvers Again
Someone’s Inhaling Ether
Just Like the Army
Blank Verse
Sneeze Hearty
Can We Forgive Him?
Pithole Filosophy
The Wails of a Wolstead Wictim
Giving Him Fair Warning
The Way of a Lad With a Lass
Modern Literature
Flapper Blues
Djever Hear This One?
Pink Pills for Pale People
Lovely Calves We’re Having!
Pasture Pot Pourri
Pour Her Back Into the Ocean
The Song of a Sailor
Essence of Sweet Peas
May Have Better Luck
The Latest Song “Hit”
We Expect a Free Can For This!
The Happy Ham
Naughty Egg
The Diamond Queen
The Hootch Hound’s Lament
St. Paul Blues
Going, Going, Gone!
How to Get the Cash
The Colonel Knows His Cat
Why, Mabel!
A Warm Proposition
Hand In Hand
Like Dimples, They Come High
Bargain Day
A Letter in Meter
Page the Weather Boy!
Ain’t It the Truth?
The High Cost of Babies
The Tattlers
Something to Worry About
