Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 30, February, 1922 / America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang
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Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang, Vol. III. No. 30, February, 1922
Extra! Extra!
The Wa-hoo-wa Bird
Deciding the Race
The Old Boy’s Chatter
This Bends in the Middle
Another Version of It
The Charity Bazaar
Shed Tears, Brothers
Our Monthly Maxim
Our Monthly Toast
Indoor Sports
Not In Robbinsdale
Parlor Story
Speaking About Atrocities
Pat’s Practical Piety
Useless Effort
And He Got It
It Rained Keys, Bo!
The Farm That Bull Built
Fable of a Poodle
French Proverbs
Outside the Show
Familiarity Breeds Contempt
As You Were
We Pull Lots of These
That Reminds Me
April Fool
Curbstone Comedy
We Pass
Riddle-de-doot!
Punctuation
Chalk Up One Error
Remember This One?
Very Well
A Tough Steak
Nah, Nah!
Farmyard Notes
Cellar Ancestry
As It Is In New York
New York
Farm Life
Wah, Wah!
Sic ’em, Tige!
“Chi Slim” Twangs ’is Bloomin’ Lyre
Charley Wong
The Song of Camille
To a Mountain Rat
The Bum and the Farmer’s Son
Clap, Clap, Clap, Hurray!
Oh, the Merry Bells of Windsor
The Barb Wire Hairnet
Some Parties, Ahoy!
Finishing Touches
Jewish Bees
Tar Baby
Down in Dreamy Honohula
Longfellow
Strike Three!
Motto For Poets
Will Be Dedicated By Request
Vengeance at Last
A Tough Break
Da, Da, Daddy
We Found These Woids
Oregon Gal
Hey, Eddie!
Here It Is Again, Enlarged
Teddy’s Teachings
Going Up!
Oh the Moon Shines Bright
Kentucky College
The 1922 Girl
Wriggle Through This One
How Do You Get That Way?
Consolation
Dope This One
Hiawatha Skinned a Squirrel
How Kum?
Quick, Gents!
He Calls This “Poetry”
Dusting Off the Old Ones
Eh, Maggie?
Warm Stuff
My Advice
Chicago Tribune’s Column
This Soots Me
Whatcha Got?
And Everything
Ain’t We Got Fun?
The Wild and Woolly West
The Busted Air Hose
That Ought to Cool It
Tweet, Tweet
How We Do It
April Fool!
Another Married Chestnut
For Men Only
Our Carpenter Hero
Hi Say, Chappie
Action vs. Words
Friday Special
As a Rule
The Barber Itch
Pee Ess
The Winter Annual