Harper's Young People, June 1, 1880 / An Illustrated Weekly

THE MORAL PIRATES EXAMINE THEIR CRAFT.
The truth is, John, said Mr. Wilson to his brother, I am troubled about my boy. Here it is the first of July, and he can't go back to school until the middle of September. He will be idle all that time, and I'm afraid he'll get into mischief. Now the other day I found him reading a wretched story about pirates. Why should a son of mine care to read about pirates?
Because he's a boy. All boys like piratical stories. I know, when I was a boy, I thought that if I could be either a pirate or a stage-driver I should be perfectly happy. Of course you don't want Harry to read rubbish; but it doesn't follow, because a boy reads stories about piracy, that he wants to commit murder and robbery. I didn't want to kill anybody: I wanted to be a moral and benevolent pirate. But here comes Harry across the lawn. What will you give me if I will find something for him to do this summer that will make him forget all about piracy?
I only wish you would. Tell me what your plan is.
Come here a minute, Harry, said Uncle John. Now own up: do you like books about pirates?
Well, yes, uncle, I do.
So did I when I was your age. I thought it would be the best fun in the world to be a Red Revenger of the Seas.

Wouldn't it, though! exclaimed Harry. I don't mean it would be fun to kill people, and to steal watches, but to have a schooner of your own, and go cruising everywhere, and have storms and—and—hurricanes, you know.
Why shouldn't you do it this summer? asked Uncle John. If you want to cruise in a craft of your own, you shall do it; that is, if your father doesn't object. A schooner would be a little too big for a boy of thirteen, but you and two or three other fellows might make a splendid cruise in a row-boat. You could have a mast and sail, and you could take provisions and things, and cruise from Harlem all the way up into the lakes in the Northern woods. It would be all the same as piracy, except that you would not be committing crimes, and making innocent people wretched.