Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, March 11, 1893
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No. VI.—REGISTRATION REFORM.
( Scene and Persons as Usual. )
First Well-Informed Man ( bristling with indignation, as he lays down his newspaper ). Well, I'm dashed!
Inquirer ( nervously ). What's up?
First W. I. M. What's up! Everything's up. Up the spout, that's where this blessed country will be if this kind of thing's going on.
Inquirer. What kind of thing?
First W. I. M. Why, all this gerrymandering kind of business.
Inquirer. Oh, by the way, that reminds me. I came on that word the other day. Can any of you chaps tell me what it means?
First W. I. M. It's as plain as a pikestaff. It means playing ducks and drakes with things all round, and letting the whole business go thoroughly rotten.
Inquirer. Has it got anything to do with jerry-builders?
Various
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MIXED NOTIONS.
"NOUS AVONS CHANGÉ TOUT CELA!"
DRESS REHEARSAL OF EMINENT COMEDIANS, GRANDOLPH AND SARUM,
OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
A RACY READING OF AN OLD QUOTATION FROM SCOTT.
"HAPPINESS IN——FOLKESTONE."
FROM OUR VILLAGE.
PILL-DOCTOR HERDAL.
"For goodness' sake, let go my legs!"
A FULL MEASURE OF JUSTICE.
THE OLD COUNTRY. ST. WYCLIFFE'S COLLEGE, OXBRIDGE.
BETWEEN THE ROUNDS.
BETWEEN THE ROUNDS.
POPULAR SONGS RE-SUNG.
Nuts for Knutsford.
WOMEN'S WRONGS IN JAPAN.
THE COMING COAL-SCUTTLE.
EMBARRASSING.
ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.
APPLYING FOR THE CHILTERN HUNDREDS.
Young Harry obtaining his Majority on Coming of Age in the Parliamentary Time.
Irish National Football Match.